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禁止餵乳

4月 11, 2013

梁寒瑤

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Panda Security - Official Site某少婦一向我行我素，即使在公眾場合給孩子餵哺人乳，也絕不扭捏。 一次，他和丈夫帶同孩子上館子吃飯，孩子肚餓哭鬧起來，少婦掀起衣服， 餐廳侍應走道她身旁，婉言請她不要當眾餵奶。少婦大為光火， 說道：「難道你認為餵哺人乳淫穢不雅嗎？」 「不是，」侍應禮貌地指著牆上Lightweight Antivirus Panda doesn't interfere with your activities, ensuring quick response to any threats and minimum impact on the PC performance. Panda's cloud-based security model, Collective Intelligence, reduces the workload on protected devices. Yo...

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國軍製造武器真的是第一名

4月 10, 2013

小安

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X-ray computed tomography - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia聽說: 台灣科技研發技術很強: 很多東西其實台灣自己就可以製造: 只是礙於某些因素: 不能做出來: 有這方面的八卦嗎？？國軍製造武器真的是第一名當初高裝檢(註：高級裝備檢查)我們連上被抽到後參官點完之後 77多一台(註：國軍的無線電裝備)連長瘋掉了「怎麼會多一台!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!X-ray computed tomography (X-ray CT) is a technology that uses computer-processed X-rays to produce tomographic images (virtual 'slices') of specific areas of a scanned object, allowing the user to see inside the object without cutting. Digital geometry p...

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不能娶的女人

4月 10, 2013

彭香珍

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比賽誰的鞋臭

4月 10, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

FIX: When you run Windows Update to scan for updates that use Windows Installer, including Office up小文、小明、小玉三人要比賽誰的鞋臭．．． 小文拿著鞋跑去教堂，結果教堂的人都昏倒了。 換小明進教堂，結果教堂的蟑螂都死光了。 換小玉進去，結果教堂並沒什麼改變，只是連耶穌都把嘴巴摀起來了。 一家影視廣告公司舉行演員面試，來了一位身材和相貌都不錯的北京女孩，&nFixes a problem that may occur when you use the Microsoft Update Web site, WSUS, SMS ITMU, or MBSA on a computer that uses Windows Installer 3.1 together with the Windows Update Agent. CPU utilization reaches 100 percent....

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外國人問路

4月 10, 2013

何新冬

kuso

PriceSCAN - Official Site剛跟朋友去西門町晃有個男的金髮藍眼歪國人突然用英文問我們台北火車站怎麼走正當我在想要怎麼走準備要跟他說時我朋友開口了...友人:Go along this street three blocks and turn righton Market road.歪國人:Turn right on MarkePriceSCAN is your unbiased guide to finding the best prices. Compare prices, view price trends and read reviews. Don't buy it before you PriceSCAN it. ... PriceSCAN.com, Inc. is a consumer and financial data technology company. Contact us at analytics@ .....

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天底下最悲壯的事 -真的超爆笑

4月 10, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Positron emission tomography - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia那天約了個女網友見面，地點某公園，正值早晨人員稀少。 時間快到時忽然發現肚子疼。 詛咒著賣油條的無良小攤，繼續忍著等。 疼。 很疼。 相當疼。 急沖去廁所先。 一番狂轟濫炸後，頓時為之一爽，摸口袋時僵住：沒帶手紙。 等會Positron emission tomography (PET)[1] is a nuclear medicine, functional imaging technique that produces a three-dimensional image of functional processes in the body. The system detects pairs of gamma rays emitted indirectly by a positron-emitting radionu...

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