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International Chamber of Commerce - Official Site我室友在某餐廳當服務生,今天有個客人到店裡和他說「我是mvp,我想要訂個今天晚上的包廂」我同學:「蛤?」客人:「我是mvp,我要訂包廂」我同學:「哈哈哈,你是說 vip 吧??還 mvp 咧~~~~~~~~~~~~你以為你是噹肯嗎.........哈哈哈..................對了,你說ICC (International Chamber of Commerce) is the voice of world business championing the global economy as a force for economic growth, job creation and prosperity. ... ICC offers a range of dispute resolution services to help solve difficulties in internat...

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Disneyland Paris | Official Website話說上帝是個很喜歡吃生魚片的人,喔不說錯了,是神。他的廚子每天都要為他精心準備好吃的沾醬配合生魚片吃,但是不管如何精心的調配,上帝還是最喜歡吃醬油沾芥末的原始風味。但為了不讓上帝每天吃得厭煩,廚子跟上帝設計了一套一星期的行程,星期一到日都有不同的沾醬風味,而其中,星期日就是上帝最期待的芥末日。今天,Welcome to the official website of Disneyland Paris. Discover 2 Disney Parks, 7 Disney Hotels, a golf course and Disney Village for even more magic and fun. ... To accurately price your holidays, please enter the date of birth for each child. To accuratel...

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Paris tourist office - Official website毛澤東的護士毛主席有位最喜歡的隨身護士叫王霞,負責物理按摩,王霞有事請假一個月。另外找了位護士代理按摩,毛主席不滿意他的按摩,就說:『還是王霞好!』毛主席的湖南話用國語聽像極了:「還是往下好」代理護士也就往下按摩,毛主席還是不舒服,又說了幾次:還是王霞好,代理護士就一再地往下按摩,結果發生了事情**Des informations pratiques pour organiser votre voyage et votre séjour à Paris : hôtels et hébergements, monuments à Paris, restaurants, événements, shopping, sorties… ... By using this site , you agree to the use of cookies for analytical purposes, adver...

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HEC Paris - Official Site一列火車上,坐著一位泰國人、一位韓國人, 一位台灣教授以及一個台灣大學生。途中,泰國人拿出幾顆榴槤分給大家吃,然後將剩下幾顆往窗外丟。「你這樣不是太浪費了嗎?」台灣教授問 「泰國有的是! 榴槤… 」泰國人驕傲地說:「我們根本吃不完。」不多久,韓國人也拿出幾株高級人蔘Specialized in education and research in management, HEC Paris offers a complete and unique range of educational programs for the leaders of tomorrow: Masters Programs, MBA, PhD, Executive MBA and executive education programs for executives....

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Paris travel guide - Wikitravel我們宿舍的哥們暴強, 一日他發現蚊帳裡有隻蚊子, 忙活抓了半天沒抓到, 哥們歎了一口氣說: 「媽的,餓死你!」 然後迅速把蚊帳收了起來, 忍了好幾天沒掛蚊帳, 最後終於把蚊子給餓死了, 我們那個汗呀~~~~~ Paris walking 101 To get a great orientation of the city on foot while seeing many of Paris' major sights, you can do a West to East walk from the Arc de Triomphe to Ile de la Cite (Notre Dame). This walk takes about 1-2 hours without any stops. Start at ...

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Chantelle - Official Site十幾年前,所有的公車都有 車掌 小姐,司機都是聽 從車掌 小姐的口哨聲才會關車門開車。有一天,一個老爸帶著他兩個兒子上公車,老大咚咚咚很快的就爬上公車了,老爸跟著老大上公車,卻回頭發現老二貪玩最後才上公車。因為車擠的關係,而爸爸的二兒子長得又嬌小,結果 車掌 小姐沒注意便「嗶」下去了!害得二兒子便夾In accordance with the French Data Protection Act of 6 January 1978, amended in 2004, you have a right to access and rectify any data concerning you, which you can exercise by contacting the Chantelle Head Office at 8-10 rue de Provigny, 94234 Cachan Cede...

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