california fitness

乳字的含義

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

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Fitness Gym and Health Club - California Fitness Hong Kong乳字的含義一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等，並要求小明用乳字造句。 小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。老師大汗，說：「再造一個！」小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！老師再次大汗：說再造一個！小明：老師我真的想不出來HKSAR Establishment Day OPENING HOURS Get active with our new Tuen Mun Club together! 21 Days. A better you Back in the ’hood in Tuen Mun How to Book A Group X Class CFstore.hk Brand New • Largest selection • Discounted price...

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愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受

7月 3, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

California Fitness愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受 十個男人九個風流，十個女人，只有一個能讓男人風流 當男人喜歡一個女人的時候，他就會表現出風度； 當女人知道那個男人喜歡自己的時候，她就索求無度 女人先表現自己大方，男人就不敢小氣 人生的三大悲劇：美人會老、愛情會冷、婚姻會舊&Home About Us Products Contact Us Distribuitors Downloads...

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Fitness Center (Gym) | California Fitness Singapore同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～California Fitness is the leading Fitness Club in Singapore providing a full range of gym equipment and fitness courses. Check us out to get in shape today! ... Hari Raya Puasa opening hours Revision of Membership Package Prices SG50 SPECIALS California ....

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讓老師瞪眼的回答

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Fitness Center : California Fitness - Oakley & Martinez, CA, phone: (925) 293-4097讓老師瞪眼的回答 老師：「一隻盒子有幾條邊？」學生：「兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ 老師：「你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？」學生：「那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊Large selection of cardio equipment, selectorized equipment and free weights available at California Fitness in Oakley and Martinez, CA, phone: (925) 293-4097 ... California Fitness are family owned facilities and are proud to offer a staff of true fitnes...

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總統給處女的一封信

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Beijing and Shanghai Fitness Gyms - California Fitness教授在課堂上存心開女同學的玩笑… 教授：「最近有篇報導， 我國的成年女性有９０％不是處女，總統先生對這種事實感到不可思議， 因此寄信給其他１０％保有處女之身的女性。各位女同學，你們知道總統信中寫些什麼嗎？」 大家都搖頭說不知道。   教授：「真的Nidra Class California Fitness Named Best Gym California Fitness Named Best Gym We're a Best Brand in China! We're a Best Brand in China! California Fitness Receives Two Awards from Men's Health China California Fitness Receives Two Awards from Men's ......

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兩個外國人吵架的內容過程

7月 3, 2013

陳新白

kuso

California Family Fitness - Official SiteA: Hello!哈囉B: Hello?哈囉A: Hello!Hello! Did u hear me?哈囉！聽的到嗎？B: Who is this?你是誰？A: Hey! Turn the (消音)ing TV down!喂！把你的電視關掉！B: Who is this? Hello?你是誰？喂？Looking for gyms in Sacramento? CalFit is the best fitness center with child care in the Sacramento area. All ages welcome. Try a 7 day FREE trial. ... Our award winning clubs provide the Sacramento area with world class amenities and fitness services for...

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