can you save me infinite

戶籍趣聞之改名記

5月 24, 2013

小安

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These Apps Can Finally Get You to Save Money - WSJ戶籍趣聞之改名記 民眾吳小姐向戶政事務所申請改名。她;想將名字改為「宛容」。承辦人員審核後，皺眉頭，建議：吳小姐最好取別的名字。吳小姐：「請問，『宛容』這個名字不好嗎？」 承辦人員：「有一句成語是四個字的，其中就包含『宛容』這兩個字在；問題是，如果把『宛容』這兩個字倒過來唸的話，那就不太妙This copy is for your personal, non-commercial use only. To order presentation-ready copies for distribution to your colleagues, clients or customers visit http://www.djreprints.com. http://www.wsj.com/articles/these-apps-can-finally-get-you-to-save-money...

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不適合結婚的對象

5月 24, 2013

王映夏

kuso

GIRLS' GENERATION_Catch Me If You Can_Music Video (Korean ver.) - YouTube不能嫁的男人送報生---因為他一到門口就丟！收水電---因為他二個月才要一次！男編輯---因為他一見面就要稿！牙醫師---因為他一見面就說：張開嘴巴！不能娶的女人女記者---她一見面總是不給稿！售票員---她總是說：別急，要排隊喔！女老師---她常常會不滿意，要你再一次！車掌小姐---她總是說再進去No.1 걸그룹 소녀시대의 일본 새 싱글 ‘Catch Me If You Can’ 의 한국어 버전 음원과 더불어, 뮤직비디오가 공개되었습니다. 이번 일본 새 싱글 ‘Catch Me If You Can’ 한국어 버전 음원은 10일 국내 각종 음악 사이트를 통해, 일본어 버전은 22일 일본에서 ......

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討厭～我也會生氣喔！！！死相～

5月 24, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Jane McGonigal - Official Site話說～閃光目前是個大頭兵，正在還欠國家的債事情就發生在今天中午..........因為我工作關係，所以有時候無法接電話剛好今天中午閃光打了2、3通我都沒接到等到有空閒回撥的時候閃光：妳有收到我剛剛傳的簡訊嗎？？？我：沒耶！！！我沒收到耶....怎麼囉？閃光：是嗎？我有傳耶！你真的沒收到？？我：對阿！My #1 goal in life is to see a game designer nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize. I’ve forecast that this will happen by the year 2023. Of course, it’s not enough to just forecast the future — I’m also actively working to make it a reality. (And you can too...

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爆笑回帖選輯

5月 24, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

save - definition of save by The Free Dictionary爆笑回帖選輯變態樓主：惠慈跟許純美同時掉進水裡，你手裡有一塊磚，你砸誰？回復：誰救砸誰。變態樓主：大家有什麼不敢點的網站告訴我吧，我來點。回復：www.一點就操樓主他媽.com變態樓主：如果再次碰到你的前男（女）友，你最想跟他（她）說的一句話是什麼？回復：我現在時間長了～～真的。論壇樓主：為什麼生下save 1 (sāv) v. saved, sav·ing, saves v.tr. 1. a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss: The lifeguard saved the struggling swimmer. b. To prevent from dying: The doctors saved the patient. c. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem: prayed to sav...

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颱風夜停電

5月 24, 2013

小安

kuso

What Should Medicine Do When It Can’t Save You? - The New Yorker台風夜停電…室友甲：ㄟ！停水停電的，好無聊喔！室友乙：對啊！室友甲：咦？電腦不是有ｇａｍｅ嗎？室友乙：是啊！室友甲：我們來打電動好了室友乙：停電耶..小姐！室友甲：我們可以點蠟燭啊！這樣就不會太暗了！室友乙：☆◎＊♂※♀某公司主管在他的部門巡視時，看到一個坐在辦公桌後精疲力盡的員工，他Atul Gawande explores the difference between standard medical care and hospice for terminal patients. ... Modern medicine is good at staving off death with aggressive interventions—and bad at knowing when to focus, instead, on improving the days that term...

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人肉水餃

5月 24, 2013

何海丹

kuso

What You Can Do Online - The United States Social Security Administration故事發生在臺北市。凡是臺北人，或是住過臺北的人，甚至，不住在臺北的人，應該都知道臺北市最有名的隧道。是的，那就是以靈異傳說聞名的辛亥隧道。辛亥隧道長長貫通臺北市與景美木柵一帶，是文山區對臺北市的交通要道。隧道入口的這一端，臺北市立第二殯儀館儼然在焉，殯儀館旁便是供應全臺北市飲用水的自來水廠，說起來，Even if you don't get benefits, you can use your my Social Security account to get a benefit verification letter if you: Need a letter stating that you never received Social Security benefits, SSI, or Medicare; Used to get benefits and you need a letter t...

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