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José Cañas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某日,在歷史課堂上, 老師:「何謂三不政策?」 學生:「不知道、不清楚、不要問我。」 師曰:「@$%^%@$#……」在非洲,有位不識字的老先生去考駕照,交通規則便改為口試。 主考官以流利的母語問老先生:「你開車遇到紅燈要怎樣?」 老先生回答他:「馬上停下來。」 主考官:「José Alberto Cañas Ruiz-Herrera (born 27 May 1987) is a Spanish ... A product of Real Betis' youth ranks, Cañas was born in Jerez de la Frontera, Cádiz....

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Canas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個穿著華麗的婦人剛從瑞士回國。她發覺她身旁坐著一位很親切的牧師。她問:"對不起,神父,可以要求你幫個忙嗎?""當然可以,孩子。我可以做什麼?""是這樣的, 我買了一部先進的除毛器,十分的昂貴。而且我的行李已經達到最高的稅限,我怕海關人員會充公我這東西。你可以幫我藏入你的聖袍裡面?""當然可以,孩子Canas or Cañas may refer to: ... Carlos Cañas, Salvadoran painter; Guillermo Cañas, Argentinian professional tennis player; Jorge Cañas, Salvadoran footballer ......

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Guillermo Cañas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia鳥語我家有一隻很會講話的鳥最近跟牠講話都會被牠佔便宜我說:媽~~(我在叫我媽)鄭鴨鴨說:幹嘛?我說:鄭鴨鴨,過來!鄭鴨鴨:幹嘛?我說:放飼料啦!鄭鴨鴨:謝謝喔!鄭鴨鴨:麻~~~~~~~~我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你快點來啦!我媽:幹嘛?鄭鴨鴨:你是ㄇㄟ來某?(我媽不理牠)鄭鴨鴨:你你你你你你你......Guillermo Ignacio Cañas (born November 25, 1977), often referred to as Willy Cañas, is a retired Argentine professional tennis player. He was born in ......

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Roger Cañas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia1、A:SB! B:你在做自我介紹嗎? 2、A:你看個P啊! B:我看你呢。 3、同學對話 A:How are you? B:Fine,fuck you. 4、兩個BH同學對話如下: A:你以迅雷不及掩耳盜鈴兒響叮當仁不讓世界充滿愛無止境然跟我說這種話? B:你塞翁失馬失前啼笑皆非短流長使英雄淚滿襟After playing for Tranzit during the first half of 2010, Cañas was close to signing for Serie A side Udinese Calcio during the summer, but following a poor World ......

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Juan José Cañas Gutiérrez - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia時速300的高鐵 撞上一隻雞會是怎樣?鑒於愈來愈多的鳥擊事件危及飛行器的安全,美國的航太總署(NASA)的工程師與科學家設計了一種槍砲,可以把死雞當砲彈,打到噴射機戰鬥機以及太空梭的駕駛艙玻璃上,模擬高速飛行時在空中與飛鳥撞擊的情況,以測試駕駛艙玻璃的設計規格。製造高速火車的英國工程師知道了,於是提Born in Rota, Cádiz, Cañas represented Real Betis during his professional career and played 228 La Liga games during his tenure (scoring ten goals), his debut ......

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Alberto Cañas Escalante - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一個年輕的媽媽帶著才幾個月大的兒子去看醫生 媽媽:醫生,我的兒子生病,連牛奶都不喝,怎麼辦啊? 醫生:妳餵的牛奶一定要泡淡喔! 年輕的媽媽:泡「蛋」?那…..那是要泡生雞蛋、滷蛋還是茶葉蛋?是要整顆?還是 只要蛋黃就好? 醫生:我是說水量一樣,但是奶粉減半啦!從前,農家裡都會養牛,牛Alberto Cañas Escalante (16 March 1920 – 14 June 2014) was a politician, writer , intellectual, public servant, and journalist from San José, Costa Rica....

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