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沒有錄用

6月 19, 2013

彭香珍

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Hermes Men's & Women's Leather Card Holders | Hermes.com阿美：「我去應徵電影公司女主角，對方說我長的很像奧黛麗赫本。」阿珠：「那是說妳長得很漂亮啊！為什麼沒有錄用呢？」阿美：「他們後面又加了一句話：『長得真像老年的赫本！』」父：「你說你們球隊，平均身高二百多公分，為什麼還會打輸球？」兒：「沒辦法，身高太高，打不到球。」父：「你們打什麼球？」兒：「乒乓球。Shop Hermès leather card cases on the online boutique. Plus view other leather accessories such as bags, luggage, agendas, and notebooks. ... 1-800-441-4488 From Monday through Friday, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Thursday 9 a.m.-7 p.m. and Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m. ET....

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遇上色狼了

6月 19, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Games Hermès Playing Cards - Home | Hermès, Official Website一女子沿街回家，突見一黑影兩臂張開從對面慢慢走近。女子思量：莫不是遇上色狼了？見黑影走近，照準其襠部狠狠一腳。黑影「哎呦」一聲倒地痛苦的說：我他Ｘ的太倒楣了，搬塊玻璃回家就這麼不容易，這都碎了五塊了！某球隊隊員添了一個小孩，所有隊友被邀請參加洗禮，來到教堂。突然孩子從母親手中滑落，守門員果斷地撲出，Hermès :Games. Hermès Official Website. On-line boutique : Games Hermès Playing Cards - Home ... 1-800-441-4488 From Monday through Friday, 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Thursday 9 a.m.-7 p.m. and Saturday 10 a.m.-6 p.m. ET. request a call back...

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牛奶泡滷蛋

6月 19, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Hermes | Hermes.com - Hermès United Kingdom - Women, Men, Leather, Jewellery, Watche兒子在剛滿六個月的時候，一直三四天高燒不退，也拉肚子………我老婆急了，打電話給醫生。老婆說：「醫生！他還拉肚子怎麼辦？」醫生說：「牛奶泡淡…」老婆說：「泡蛋？那那那………是整顆？還是只要蛋黃就好，要不要+44 (0)20 7098 1888 From Monday to Friday (except French public holidays), from 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. contact us by e-mail...

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超炫應徵履歷表

6月 19, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Hermès - Official Site面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表，於是就填了這樣的資料....惟主管看到後，卻當場淚流滿面。姓名：English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!)年齡：Confidential (機密)身高：Not related to the job (跟工作無關)體重：Varies all tDiscover Hermès universe, news and special events, find a Hermès boutique, all the addresses and contact details, buy online on the official Hermès website, stay in contact subscribing the Hermès newsletter or following Hermès on social networks...

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白目 裝傻

6月 19, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Home: Table, Art of living, Home linen | Hermès United Kingdom好心的女主人 傳說英國統治印度期間，有一印度乞丐跑到英籍地方官住宅前，趴在地上吃草皮。就在這時，女主人看見，心生懷疑，就去問他：「喂，你在幹嘛？」乞丐有氣無力地回答：「夫人，我已經餓得受不了了，所以就啃一點你們的草皮。」女主人回答：「哇！實在可憐，那你跟我來吧！」這名乞丐喜出望外，立刻跟著Step into our Home universe made up of home linen, tableware, art of living & baby gifts on the official Hermès United Kingdom website. ... +44 (0)20 7098 1888 From Monday to Friday (except French public holidays), from 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. contact us b...

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裝拉鍊

6月 19, 2013

林若綠

kuso

APEVIA X-Hermes X-HERMES-GN Black/Green Steel ATX Mid Tower Computer Case w/ Side Window-Green ...- 裝拉鍊 一位醫術不太高明的醫生 , 替病人開了四次刀後 ，還是找不到病因在什麼地方。當醫生開完地五次刀 ，要縫合傷口時， 病人對醫生說 :不用縫了 ，替我裝上一條拉鍊吧！這樣一來 ，你我都比較方便。【心得感想】真是兩光醫生啊！病人應該換醫院 , 還裝拉鍊 , 冷喔！Pros: Solid structure, good colors & design. Price point is hard to beat. I bought this because of the color and overall look of the case. Components fit with ease - can accommodate larger video cards, just keep in mind it is a midsize case. Cons: Would h...

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