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兩位酒客在聊天

4月 22, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Buy a car, lease, sell, or search new & used cars & news, sales and research - Boston.com在一家酒吧裡，兩位酒客在聊天。酒客甲：你是哪裡來的？酒客乙：岡山。酒客甲：好巧，我也是岡山來的，來，為岡山喝一杯。酒客乙：當然。酒客甲：你是岡山哪條街？酒客乙：中正路。酒客甲：真巧，我也是岡山中正路的，來，為岡山中正路喝一 杯。酒客乙：當然。酒客甲：你讀哪間小學?酒客乙：中正國小，62 年畢業。酒客Shop, sell, buy, lease, search new and used cars in Boston, Massachusetts. Boston.com cars is your local resource for auto deals, news, reviews, service specials, and more. ... Drivers prefer the dealership experience to fully digital buying A new report ...

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打賭你做不到

4月 22, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Cars On line.com: Classic Cars For Sale一家汽車旅館的車庫排列了多部名牌轎車,一位開著雙B跑車的年輕人見到後興奮的問老闆:哇!行家喔 !買了這麼多部車一定花不少錢.....老闆回答:這沒什麼,都是打賭贏來的!年輕人開始好奇,打賭?賭什麼?老闆就說:只要我六歲的小男孩做什麼,你只要能跟著做,那車庫裡的車隨便一部你開走;如果做不到那你的車子就Classic Car Inspection Service Afraid to buy over the Internet? Let our inspection service take some of the worry out of long-distance buying and selling. Take a look at the Cars On Line Inspection Service doing Pre-Purchase Inspections and Appraisals for...

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笑話數則

4月 20, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Cars | Cars - The Telegraph - Telegraph online, Daily Telegraph, Sunday Tele小明 : 「爸爸 , 如果你閉上眼睛 , 會不會寫自己的名字 ?」 爸爸 : 「會啊 !」 小明 : 「那麼請你閉上眼睛 , 在我的成績單上簽個名吧 !」 爸爸 :「......」     鄰居A母 ：「我兒子數學是數一數二的」 鄰居B母：「真羨慕 !」 鄰居A母：「不過 , 他In-depth, expert car reviews, including sections on fuel economy, reliability and safety, focused on what really matters when you're choosing your next car ... Deal of the week We rate the Hyundai i10 as the best small car you can buy, thanks to its combi...

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男人女人向後走

4月 19, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

The Car Connection - Official Site女人總是故意遲到五分鐘，以示衿持；男人總比女人早到一分鐘，以表紳士。 ．結婚前的女人喜歡上陽明山看夜景，結婚前的男人喜歡去MTV看電影。 ．結婚後的女人喜歡上陽明山吃土雞，結婚後的男人喜歡在家守著電視機。 ．女人會愛上請她去吃法國料理的男人，男人會畏懼要他請吃法國料理的女人。 ．女人害怕第一次約會就Get the inside scoop on new cars: car reviews, car photos, test drive results, technical specs and more. Comprehensive car reviews from auto experts. Get expert opinions from new car test drives. Find cool cars and get inside exclusives on hot concept car...

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約會

4月 19, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

New Cars from Ford | Research Fuel Economy, Performance, Pricing and More | Ford.com有一對情侶出去約會，晚上那個男的送女孩子回家時， 因為氣氛很好且難分難捨，便在女方家門口吻起來了， 過了一下子，樓上的燈全亮了， 「咚咚咚...」女孩的老爸下來打開了門，臉色非常不好的說： 「小子，你沒經過我的同意和我女兒出去，還這麼晚帶她回來， 還在門口做出這種舉動，這些我都不和你計較, 但是..Compare All Ford Cars, Shop & Find Vehicles in your area, View Incentives, and Get a Quote in the Official Ford Cars Showroom. ... The all-new Focus RS is the first RS model to hit the streets in North America. It offers new Ford Performance All-Wheel Dri...

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雜誌的分別

4月 19, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Car Tuning & Modified Cars - how to... guides.有一天,小明問爸爸:「爸爸,月刊是不是每個月來一次?」,爸爸:「對阿」,小明:「那週刊是不是每一個星期來一次?」,爸爸:「沒錯!」,小明:「那時報就是每一個小時來一次囉!」爸爸:「......」 The Ultimate FREE online car tuning Guide + car Modification Magazine. Torque Cars provide cutting edge car tuning news, tuning tips and we have one of the friendliest and fastest growing online car forums around with a gallery of custom tuned and modifie...

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