castor oil

超級搞笑的結婚登記

10月 7, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Castor Oil Industry Reference & Resources - CastorOil Links, Castor Oils Web Site Link, Castor Deriv宋玉和孟倩倩起早來到某區婚姻登記處，窗口里有兩個工作人員，一男一女。兩個人都是面色蒼白，臉上不停往下流汗。宋玉說：“我們登記。 ”男的沒抬頭，問：“你們登多少錢的記？”宋玉和孟倩倩疑惑不解。男的指指窗口玻璃上貼的一張紙。紙上寫著：一千元、五百元、一百元Welcome to Castoroil.in Wish to explore the castor crop and its potential? You are at the right place. Castoroil.in is the One and Only Online Resource Hub for the Global Castor Oil Industry. Castoroil.in provides comprehensive resources in all the aspect...

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圖都是啥？猜的出來嗎？

10月 7, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Castor Oil - Uses and Benefits on Hair, Skin and Labor Induction 虧我還努力的去辨認是哪個星球！Gives information of how to induce labor using castor oil for teens....

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我的九次相親

10月 7, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Amazon.com: NOW Solutions Castor Oil, 100 % Pure, 16 ounce: Health & Personal Care在京工作，一直沒有解決終身大事，于是在朋友們的安排下，一次又一次地相親。以下是俺和諸位美眉相見時的對話：    第一次美眉：“聽說你在北京混呀！”俺：“不是在北京混，是在北京工作！”美眉：“怎么著第一次見面就敢和我頂啊，Condition: In need of an all-natural emollient. Solution: 100% Pure Castor Oil is expeller-pressed from the seed of Ricinus communisand is virtually odorless and tasteless. While it's applicable in many other areas of wellness, Castor Oil is considered by...

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老蒼蠅和小蒼蠅

10月 7, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Castor Oil | Bramble Berry® Soap Making Supplies有一天，老蒼蠅和小蒼蠅在外玩。小蒼蠅指著漫天白云問：“媽媽，這是什么？”媽媽說：“這是白云。”小蒼蠅指著藍天問：“這是什么？”媽媽說：“這是藍天。”又指著鮮花問“這是什么？”。媽媽Castor Oil - Castor oil is extracted from the Castor Bean Plant. It is a thick, viscous liquid with a slight distinctive smell. It acts similar to glycerin, as a humectant, drawing moisture to the skin. Castor oil contributes to thick, large bubbles in co...

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漂亮MM想嫁有錢人，金融家的回復令人拍案叫絕

10月 7, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Amazon.com : Tropic Isle Living Jamaican Black Castor Oil, 4 Ounce : Massage Oils : Beauty一個年輕漂亮的美國女孩在美國一家大型網上論壇金融版上發表了這樣一個問題帖：我怎樣才能嫁給有錢人？ “我下面要說的都是心里話。本人25歲，非常漂亮，談吐文雅，有品位，想嫁給年薪50萬美元的人。你也許會說我貪心，但在紐約年薪100萬才算是中產，本人的要求其實不高。 這個版Tropic isle's living jamaican black castor oil is a rich, light brown oil which is processed the old fashioned way by roasting the castor bean. Jamaican black castor oil origin can be traced back to ethiopia, africa. It's believed that this natural castor...

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饅頭的N種結局

10月 7, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Castor oil plant - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia從前，有一個胖的象包子一樣的饅頭。見義勇為篇：一天，丸子正在過馬路，一輛汽車飛馳而過，饅頭奮不顧身沖上去救丸子，結果，世界上多了一種食物——比薩。浪漫篇：饅頭愛上了香腸，他們發誓永不分離，于是世界上多了一種食品——熱狗。無辜篇：一天，饅頭看見哥哥在和肉The castor oil plant (Ricinus communis) is a species of flowering plant in the spurge family, Euphorbiaceae. It belongs to a monotypic genus, Ricinus, and subtribe, Ricininae. The evolution of castor and its relation to other species are currently being s...

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