checking nvram

豬 經濟 金融風暴

7月 25, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Checking NVRAM .... - Asus - Motherboards豬、經濟、金融風暴1.一男趕集賣豬，天黑遇雨，二十頭豬未賣成，到一農家借宿。少婦說：家裡只有一人不便。男：求你了大妹子，給豬一頭。女：好吧，但家只有一床。男：我也到床上睡，再給豬一頭。女：同意。半夜男與女商量，我到你上面睡，女不肯。男：給豬兩頭。女允，要求上去不能動。少頃，男忍不住，央求動一下，女不Archived from groups: alt.comp.periphs.mainboard.asus (More info?) On Thu, 30 Sep 2004 03:09:41 GMT, "Greysky" wrote: >> Nothing to worry about unless the "OK" indication shows up >> too often. "Checking NVRAM" is a ......

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能活100歲

7月 25, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

ASUSTeK Computer Inc.-Forum- Checking NVRAM...一位牛奶商貼出的廣告："如果你能連續1200個月每天都喝上一杯牛奶，你肯定能活100歲！"護士："醫生，不好了！剛才那個病人吃了我們給她的藥，一出診所的們就暈倒了！" 醫生："趕快，把她的身體翻過來，擺成是剛剛進門的樣子！"有個孩子叫志昶（唸場），有一天他媽媽突然接到手機。對方哭得很悽慘：「媽，我是You can try another flasher of Asus by during power-up /preboot. I suppose it's different from EZ-fl. But it accepts proper bios names (look how it's named in MoBo CD root dir.. suppose P5QPT.ROM or somehow or also try AMIBOOT.ROM/BIN) with the latest bio...

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焗小龍蝦

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Hangs on "Checking NVRAM" - Intel - Overclocking今天，我帶著女友企基隆夜市逛街～看到有一攤賣「奶油螃蟹」、「焗龍蝦」，一時興起就點了焗龍蝦來吃…結果送上來的蝦，大概比明蝦大一點，我們問老闆：「不是焗龍蝦嗎？怎麼會那麼小？」老闆說：「這是小龍蝦啦，所以比較小，一樣好吃啦！」 我們心生被騙的感覺，於是跟老闆唇槍舌劍嗆起聲來&hI have the following system.Intel PENTIUM E2160 DUAL CORE PROCESSOR 1.00 INTEL STANDARD PROCESSOR COOLING FAN ... I tried replacing the battery and the memory. It made no difference except that I got "Update OK!" after "checking NVRAM ......

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只要一滴油

7月 25, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

ASUSTeK Computer Inc.-Forum- Stuck on Checking NVRAM??!有一老漢是一個典型的莊稼人。他一生中有一個不大但也絕對不小的煩惱，就是他家的木門在開和關的時候都會發出響聲。那響聲又尖銳又乾燥，常令他心煩意亂，全身上下都不舒服。響聲是什麼時候有的，已經無從考證，娶媳婦以前只要忍受自己一個人開關門的尖叫聲就可以了，媳婦進門以後就開始忍受別人製造的聲音。尤為惱火的是，I also had a NVRAM problem on my ASUS G50-VT. During post it kept hanging on a black screen schowing only the words "Checking NVRAM". I unplugged the power cable, took out the battery and pressed the Del key and ESC key (not at the same time though)....

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翻....跟......斗

7月 25, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Checking NVRAM - YouTube有一潘姓人家，家裡長輩過世，家祭時請來了一位老先生當司儀，訃聞是這麼寫的；孝男：潘登科孝熄：池氏孝孫女：潘良姿孝孫：潘道時但這位老先生老眼昏花又發音不標準，當他照著訃聞唱名時，凡是字面上分開的都漏掉沒看到，於是就給它唸成這個樣了：「孝男：翻....跟......斗 」(番登斗)孝男一聽，直覺奇怪，但CPU : Intel (R) Core (TM)2 Quad CPU Q8200 @ 2.33GHz Speed : 2.33 GHz Count :4 Press DEL to run Setup Press F8 for BBS POPUP Press ALT+F2 to execute ASUS EZ Flash 2 Memory: DDR2 800 in Dual-Channel Interleaved Mode Initializing USB Controllers .. Done. 409...

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比爾蓋茲新傳

7月 25, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Checking NVRAM..Update OK! stuck up - CNET Computer help Forums如果比爾蓋茲走在路上，看到地上有一張百元美鈔，若他彎腰下來撿，他就虧錢了。因為，比爾蓋茲平均每秒鐘收入是150美元。傅老有天在路上撿到1000元．．．於是拿到警察局招領忽然天光一閃，一位天神出現！！天神告訴傅老由於他誠實，便給予九條命做獎賞？！但傅老平日小心謹慎，也沒機會用到。一日在搭車時不小心跌落Computer help: Checking NVRAM..Update OK! stuck up - Read computer help discussions and get tips and advice on this topic and others on CNET Forums. ... Track this thread and email me when there are updates. Please read before posting If you're asking for...

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