children songs mp3

史上最壞跟最笨的駭客！

5月 30, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Free Kids Music | Free MP3 song downloads for children!史上最壞跟最笨的駭客！ 我稍微粗略翻譯了全文對話~ 真的是太好笑了!~~ 翻譯中好幾次都笑到沒法打字~~~翻譯如下~ 如有不順之處~ 還望各位網友海涵~~~人物:: 判斷應為 IRC 交談室 #stopHipHop 的 Builder: 號稱"厲害"的"駭客": 插花者PS: (中場說明)Paul Rogers has been the front man for the San Francisco-based accordion rock band Those Darn Accordions for 20 years, and he’s made a recent venture into kids music with an album called The Cul-de-Sac Kids, featuring two songs available right here: Sick ...

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小學三年級學生做的壞事~~~

5月 30, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Free ABC Songs: Your favorite kids song and nursery rhyme mp3 downloads for free with lyrics我的妻子是一位小學老師，帶小學三年級的思想品德課。這天她給某班的同學出了一道題：「沒人的時候你做過什麼壞事」，並且表示，寫的最好的最真實的將得到一枝鋼筆的獎勵！卷子收上來以後，妻得到了好多答案，下面我摘幾條，供大家欣賞。「我在XXX家的牆上，寫過XXX王八蛋，因為他罵過我。」「我在我們家的樓下扎過XFree ABC Song and more mp3 downloads, christmas songs, we wish you a merry christmas, angels we have heard on high wheels on the bus, mary had a little lamb, twinkle twinkle little star,free lyrics, nursery ryhmes, over 15 kids song downloads Let's sing!...

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糖果 與 上帝 的對話

5月 30, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Dream English Kids Songs, free mp3 song downloads,flashcards and lesson ideas,let's sing!有一個印度故事，是講一顆糖果去天堂見上帝，它跟上帝抱怨說：「親愛的上帝，我那麼甜、那麼好，不但遵守戒律，又一直都在打坐。」是啊！糖果一向都「坐」在桌上，無所事事。它說它從不曾傷害過任何人。「不過每個人一靠近我，就想把我吃掉，連螞蟻、蒼蠅也不例外，為什麼？我犯了什麼錯？難道因果法律已經蕩然無存了嗎？」Welcome to Dream English! Children's songs for singing, sharing and learning! Download free mp3's of children's songs and chants for learning English, kindergarten songs, sing-a-longs, flashcards, worksheets and more!...

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男人必看！勇救落水美女注意事項

5月 30, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Free MP3 Downloads of Kids Songs,Free Kids Music, Free Children's Music,Teach English with Songs男人必看！勇救落水美女注意事項：1、先確認落水美女的真實性——不是正在游泳和洗澡的美眉，更不是河裏的鱷魚或水牛。 2、跳水時姿勢不要追求「帥」，而使用高難度的動作，如107B、207C等，否則會因為不熟悉水的深度而扎入泥中。 3、入水前為了減重可以脫掉一些Download for free over 50 Free Songs For Children. The Dream English songs are sung by Chidren in over 50 Countries. Free color song, ABC Song, Numbers Song and more....

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一封白癡級的恐嚇信

5月 30, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Children's Sunday School Songs | eBibleTeacher一封白癡級的恐嚇信親愛的ｘ先生： 或許你會奇怪，這次兒子怎麼混成這樣，三天沒回家了，跟你說喔，你的兒子在我手上，請盡快的準備100萬給我，或者你還有的話，就能不能再給多一點，我也會很高興。 至於你的兒子我沒有欺負他，他叫我在信上寫，說他其實比較喜歡我這個大哥哥，他說你禿頭又很財迷，玩具都不買給他。我We're revamping our Sunday School materials for children. Check back soon for our collection of children's songs. Books of Old Testament Song (Wav file) Books of the New Testament Song (Wav File) My God Is So Big (Includes three versions with hand motions...

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令人遐想的對白

5月 30, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Children's Songs with Downloadable Kids Music - songs and lyrics from KIDiddles男：「妳先脫,等妳脫完我再脫。」女：「我脫的比較慢,還是你先脫好了。」男：「那這樣子吧!節省時間我們一起脫。」女：「這怎麼好意思呢？」男：「沒關係啦,自己人嘛。」女：「那就快！把全部都塞進來,小心!不要把衣服弄髒喔!」男：「嗯…有這台脫水機,真是方便多了」會亂想是健康的，不過想太多就不Offers lyrics to hundreds of children's songs and lullabies, as well as stories, games, and contests....

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