choice

打魔獸

6月 11, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Choice Hotels – Find Hotel Rooms & Reservations今天在網咖玩魔獸，不遠處有兩個非主流在玩勁5，辟里啪啦的按鍵盤！我很不爽！ 於是，我也開始按鍵盤！我使勁的按！用力的按！按得比他們還快！比他們還響！ 他們不禁看了過來，我故意輕蔑地瞥了他們一眼！他們變了臉色，狠狠瞪了我一眼！我馬上回瞪過去！ 那兩人對視一眼也開始擊打鍵盤！聲響又超Choice Hotels offers great hotel rooms at great rates. Find & book your hotel reservation online today for our Best Internet Rate Guarantee! ... We’re proud to help you find hotels that make it possible for you to connect with the people who matter most. ...

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殘酷的事實

6月 11, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

ThemeLab's WordPress Themes Gallery一位父親去拜訪他在一家公司的好朋友，下面是他們之間的對話：「你還是這家公司的董事長嗎？」「是啊，怎麼了？」「我兒子剛剛畢業，我希望讓他接受點鍛鍊，豐富一下人生經歷，同時開始賺點小錢。」「如果你需要，我可以幫忙。」「我希望他能從點點滴滴做起，對勞動和金錢形成正確的看法。」「那好…&helCollection of the best WordPress themes with a graphical and textual preview available for each theme. ... ThemeLab's WordPress Themes Gallery Our collection offers wide-variety of high quality Premium WordPress Themes that are easy to use and work out of...

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闖紅燈還裝可愛

6月 11, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

College Admissions Advice - The Choice Blog - The New York Times小美騎車在馬路上，載著小琪… 正要左轉的時候… 該死的紅燈竟然這個時候亮了 來不及煞車…車子就不小心越過了停止線 當時是下班的時間…車子多到不行 當然在下班的時間少不了中華民國的警察&helliThe Times has discontinued The Choice blog, which was created four years ago to help students demystify college admissions and financial aid. Although we will no longer update the blog’s monthly college checklists, virtual guidance office sessions, and st...

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請假一天

6月 11, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Florida School Choice員工： 老闆，今天我想請一天假老闆： 你想請一天假員工： 嗯老闆： 你還向公司要求什麼? 一年裡有365天,52個星期。你已經每星期休息2天，共104天，還剩下261天工作是吧員工： 嗯老闆：你每天有16小時不在工作，去掉174天，還剩下87天是吧員工： 嗯老闆： 每天你至少花30分鐘時間上網，加起In Florida, K-12 students and parents are afforded the right to educational choice. Florida’s fundamental educational choice options for parents of public school students, as authorized by Section 1002.20(6), Florida Statutes, include: Public school choic...

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諸葛亮鬥周瑜

6月 11, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Irregular Choice周瑜嫉妒諸葛亮的才智，總想找藉口殺他，在一次宴會上，周瑜故意對諸葛亮說：「孔明先生我吟一首詩你來對，對的出有賞，對不出以殺頭問罪如何？」諸葛亮從容笑到：「軍中無戲言，請都督說。」周瑜大喜，開口便道：「有水便是溪，無水也是奚，去掉溪邊水，加鳥便是雞。得志貓兒勝過虎，落坡鳳凰不如雞。」諸葛亮聽罷，隨口便The official Irregular Choice Website. Take a tour of our magical kingdom, buy some amazing Irregular Choice shoes and enjoy the experience. ... Sign up to our Newsletter...

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火辣公車女司機 爆笑笑話回帖

6月 11, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Music Choice - Official Site首長：同志們好！！士兵：首長好！！首長拍一士兵的胸部說：「這肌肉練得多好！」士兵：報告首長，我是女兵！！首長略一沉思：「瞎說，我再摸摸，不許騙首長…。」教授關心地問他的女博士們：「最近發的補助夠用麼？去買點漂亮的衣服吧，到時候出去玩的時候好穿。還有，你倆找到BF了麼？過兩天博士生複試的Take Back Your Music with Music Choice! Access more than 45 uninterrupted music channels that you know and love! Plus, watch your favorite artists' music videos and Originals ......

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