choking up

看到最後爆笑全場的長篇笑話

9月 23, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Choking - definition of choking by The Free Dictionary兩對夫妻在一起打麻將。小張一不小心掉地上一張牌，他就鑽到桌子底下去撿，可他抬頭一看，發現小王的太太沒有穿褲衩。他嚇了一跳，腦袋撞在桌子上，鑽出來時滿臉通紅。小王的太太看出來他看到了自己的羞處，就裝做沒事一樣。。 事後，小張接到小王太太的電話，她問：“你昨天鑽到桌子底下是不是看到了我沒穿褲choke (chōk) v. choked, chok·ing, chokes v.tr. 1. To interfere with the respiration of by compression or obstruction of the larynx or trachea. 2. a. To check or slow down the movement, growth, or action of: a garden that was choked by weeds. b. To block u...

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好多人聚在一起就鬧了個長篇笑話了

9月 23, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Choking: Get Facts on First Aid - eMedicineHealth - experts in everyday emergencies, first aid and h一天魔王抓走公主,公主一直叫. 魔王：「你儘管叫破喉嚨吧...沒有人會來救你的....」 公主 ：「破喉嚨..破喉嚨..」 沒有人：「公主..我來救你了...」 魔王 ：「說曹操曹操就到...」 曹操 ：「魔王..你叫我幹嘛..」 魔王 ：「哇勒..看到鬼」 鬼 ：「*!被發現了..」 * ：「阿鬼Learn how to help someone who is choking, which is a medical emergency. If not treated, choking can lead to death. Causes in adults include objects such as food. In children choking may be caused by objects such as food, coins, pebbles, pins, marbles, and...

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絢爛北極光如垂落天幕

9月 23, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Choking - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 攝影：H. Arce(蓋蒂圖片社) 萬花筒般的超高速氣體射流標志著一顆恆星猛烈的誕生過程，該恆星距離地球1400光年。 一個新型的巨大射電望遠鏡陣列被稱為阿塔卡馬大型毫米/亞毫米陣列(ALMA)，位於智利的高海拔沙漠地帶。多虧該望遠鏡陣列高分辨成像性能，天文學家們能夠拍到遠離我們而去的大型高能射流Choking is the mechanical obstruction of the flow of air from the environment into the lungs. Choking prevents breathing, and can be partial or complete, with partial choking allowing some, although inadequate, flow of air into the lungs. Prolonged or com...

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進擊的"巨人"....

9月 23, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

First Aid: Choking - KidsHealth - the Web's most visited site about children's health 一名柬埔寨漁民和他捕獲的巨暹羅鯉。這條大魚體重102公斤，體長1.72米。歷史記錄顯示這種魚可以長到3米長，超過300公斤重。黑白花牛是體型最大、分布最廣、產奶量最高的奶牛品種，原產於荷蘭。照片中的這頭黑白花牛體長14英尺（約4.3米），高6.5英尺（約2米），重1.2噸。這只蔗蟾體重861克，長Choking can be a life-threatening emergency. Follow these steps if your child is choking. ... Note: All information on KidsHealth® is for educational purposes only. For specific medical advice, diagnoses, and treatment, consult your doctor....

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為了食物，兄弟都不用當了....

9月 23, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Does Choking Up on the Golf Club Cause You to Lose Distance? | Healthy Living - azcentral.com 這只水獺在為爭奪食物和領地同對手進行的戰鬥中可謂不擇手段。在這場激烈衝突中，這只爭強好勝的哺乳動物掄起手臂，擊打對手。迫於攻擊力，這只處於劣勢的水獺不停後退。在一張照片中，這只明顯占上風的水獺露出利齒，准備大口撕咬對手。印度尼西亞攝影師莫妮卡-安安提約瓦迪在這個國家的格姆比拉-洛卡動物園旅行時拍到All else being equal, choking up on a golf club will cost you some distance. By choking up you’re effectively shortening the club’s length, which lessens your swing ......

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班上規定說髒話者一次罰五元

9月 23, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Choking - National Safety Council - Our Mission is Safety小明唸國中的時候，班上規定說髒話者一次罰五元。有一天，小明說了髒話被老師聽見了，然後就要罰小明五塊錢，⋯⋯ 之後小明就拿了十塊給老師，老師說: 我沒錢找你唷！小明回: 幹！不用找了~   Choking is the fourth leading cause of unintentional injury deaths. Food is responsible for many choking incidents, especially in the elderly. ... According to Injury Facts 2016, choking is the fourth leading cause of unintentional injury death. Of the 4,...

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