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黑眼圈和蛋糕

3月 26, 2013

何新冬

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Browse Mens, Womens and Kids shoes at Clarks約翰從學校帶了黑眼圈回家，媽媽問這是怎麼回事，約翰答道：「我跟比爾打了一架。」 媽媽明理地說：「明天你帶塊蛋糕給比爾，並向他道歉。」第二天約翰又帶回一個更大的黑眼圈。「天啊！」媽媽大驚失色地叫道：「這是誰幹的好事？」約翰答道：「比爾幹的，他說還想要再吃我帶給他的蛋糕。」Clarks shoes - browse the international collection for mens, womens and kids styles - online now ... REST OF THE WORLD FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITES © C&J Clark International 2015. Clarks International Registered Office: 40 High Street, Street, Somerset ......

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撒謊的最高境界

3月 25, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Clarks 鞋、靴和涼鞋有一對夫婦，丈夫常常和豬朋狗友打保齡球，老婆不準他再去打，一天晚上，老婆發現在自己的煙抽完了，便叫丈夫去買，丈夫沒有辦法只好去買，可是已經很晚了，附近的小賣部都關門了。這可把丈夫急壞了，丈夫突然想到酒吧應該有賣煙的，於是丈夫去了，到了酒吧那個丈夫一眼就看見吧台座著一位漂亮的小姐，於是他走過前去跟那位Clarks 時尚鞋款系列—女鞋、男鞋和童鞋 ... © C&J Clark International 2014. Clarks International Registered Office: 40 High Street, Street, Somerset BA16 0EQ. Company Registration Number: 141015 VAT Number: GB 129 9103 63...

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一律半價！

3月 25, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Clarks Shoes & Boots | Shipped FREE at Zappos農婦小小想進城買件新衣，老公怕小小未見過世面，被人騙了。便一再叮囑：「城裡商人都很奸詐，賣東西都開高價。切記，論價錢如何，你都給他先殺個一半再說！」小小聽完僅記在心，就進城去了，到了城中一店舖東挑西撿後，對某套衣服非常滿意，便向店主問價錢。店主：「姑娘有眼光，算你一千啦！」小小：「五百啦」店主：「那Vast selection of Clarks sandals, shoes and wallabees! Enjoy free shipping BOTH ways, an amazing 365-day return window, and 24/7 customer service. ... Clarks® is recognized by serious shoe lovers around the world for its commitment to comfort, quality and...

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飲酒！飲酒！

3月 25, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Shop Clarks Shoes at Amazon.com | Free Shipping and Free Returns on eligible items.飲酒！飲酒！1978年，鄧小平復出，大局底定後，即出訪美國。首站到華盛頓，離開華府前一日舉辦感謝晚宴，宴會前讓新聞記者提問。他的翻譯人員首度出國開洋葷，大喝牛奶、大啃牛排，結果肚子鬧革命，一到會場就 上洗手間蹲馬桶，清除反革命份子餘孽。記者等得不耐煩，就開始發問。第一個記者問鄧小平：「請問美國的首都Receive Free Shipping and Free Returns on eligible Clarks Women’s and Men’s Shoes. ... Clarks shoes are all about style. And all about comfort. As we see it, you can’t have one without the other. Our designers seek out the freshest trends from cities arou...

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笑話笑話

3月 25, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Clarks Originals有一美女下夜班,被一好色男子尾隨跟縱,美女很害怕,正好路過一片墳地, 好色男子正要下手, 美女走到一座墳墓前面:"爸爸,開門吧,我回來了"。嚇的好色男子狂奔而去。美女為自己的聰明得意地笑了起來，哪知笑聲未落，從墳墓里傳出一個陰森森的聲音說："閨女，你咋又忘記帶鑰匙了呢？"嚇得美女尖叫著跑了Desert Boots and Wallabees. Craftmanship, heritage, pioneering spirit and design integrity. They all play their part in the evolution of Clarks Originals. ... Meet Major Stitch, reggae icon and head of a group of rudeboys called the Spanglers who were at ...

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蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了

3月 25, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Clarks Shoes. Buy Clarks Boots, Shoes, Sandals, Flats and Heels Online from the Official Australian 蜘蛛和蜜蜂訂婚了 蜘蛛感到很不滿意， 於是就問他的媽媽："為什麼要讓我娶蜜蜂？" 蜘蛛的媽媽說："蜜蜂是吵了一點， 但人家好歹也是個空姐。" 蜘蛛說："可是我比較喜歡蚊子耶.. 蜘蛛的媽媽說："不要再想那個護士了， 打針都打不好，Welcome to Clarks shoes online. Shop for quality shoes for the whole family. Free delivery and returns. ... Sign up to emails Loading... Sign up to emails You're now signed up to receive the latest news & exclusive offers. Your promo code have been sent t...

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