clever is a gift kindness is a choice

老公~~搬家啦~

6月 5, 2013

王映夏

kuso

101 random acts of kindness | love is the word一對夫婦, 平時很喜歡嘿咻, 但有一天老公因意外喪生了, 老婆在傷心之餘, 要求把老公的那話兒帶回家.. 帶回家之後,她把牆開個洞, 把那個鑲進去... 然後每天下班回來, 老婆依舊會和那個一起嘿咻.. 有一天big thank you to helpothers.org and daretobeanangel.com for many of these ideas :) prepare a meal for a homeless person smile :) call your mother to tell her you love her write a handwritten note knit a beanie or blanket for a homeless person put change i...

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有關國父的公務員笑話

6月 5, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Make a gift bow from a magazine page | How About Orange有關國父的公務員笑話 背景～中華民國政府播遷台灣之後～有一次有個公務員辦一個案子公務員上面有上級長官長官對那個公務員說：『這個案子，是國父的姪孫子拿來的，你就處理一下。』那個公務員就回答說～他姪孫子算什麼？一切按照法律程序來（後面接了一句：如果是國父親自來，我比較怕）【心得感想】本笑話為上In gift wrap emergencies when you've got the present but need some wrapping, here's an idea for turning a magazine page into a bow. There may be better ways to stick this thing together, but I used what I had on hand: staples and adhesive glue dots. Doubl...

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[路癡] 飆車族

6月 5, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Favorite Books for Third-Graders - GreatSchools.org [路癡] 飆車族那天在台北橋要往三重新莊的橋下那邊在路邊吃自助餐看到五、六台改裝機車 （尤其快到三重 好多改裝的小混混）那些機車青少年 染髮 嚼檳榔 還有穿無袖上衣 露出手臂的刺青圍著一個歐巴桑 但是路上很吵都是車子 聽不清楚他們說什麼用眼睛看到的是 五、六個青少年圍著一個騎菜籃機車的歐Our panel of children's book experts recommends these great books for your third-grader. ... The Facts and Fictions of Minna Pratt by Patricia MacLachlan (HarperCollins Children's Books, 2004). Minna grows up with some odd friends and relatives....

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救災囧事

6月 5, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Masters of Love - The Atlantic在下就是從十軍團某機步旅退伍的(十軍團很像也只有一個機步旅)去年也很幸運的 參加了救災第一天地點是台中某駐地附近的學校隔天是南投的雞舍晚上就是睡在別人的辦公室~桌上地上都可以睡雞舍那幾天真的超噁心到處都是死雞 死雞！死雞！而且太陽超大！雞腐爛的很快非常臭很多弟兄都吐了晚上累了就睡洗澡沒得洗救災了三天Science says lasting relationships come down to—you guessed it—kindness and generosity. ... The wife now has a choice. She can respond by either “turning toward” or “turning away” from her husband, as Gottman puts it....

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白箱裡的秘密

6月 5, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Goop - Official Site男孩和女孩終於結婚了，好久賓客們才走。兩人在床上聊了好久，熄燈前，男孩一本正經的說：我可以答應你任何事，但你也必須答應我一件事。女孩柔聲道：你先說來聽聽。男孩欲言又止。過了一會兒，男的說：你什麼都可以碰，但床下的小白箱你要發誓永遠都不許打開。女孩心中一緊，難道他有什麼瞞著我？不對啊，他工資卡，銀行卡We've been gravitating to Late July chips at the grocery store lately (the flavored, all-organic tortilla chips are insane), and when we learned that it's a family-owned and operated business, and that the brand's founder, Nicole Bernard Dawes, has testif...

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要正面朝上

6月 5, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

1-800-Flowers - Official Site一個美國人、一個日本人、一個中國人在叢林探險，結果全被吃人部落抓去了。部落酋長說：『我今天心情好，不吃你們，但你們都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前，你們可以有一個願望實現。』先挨板子的是美國人他說：『挨板子前，先給我屁股上墊1個坐墊。』墊罷，板子雨點般落下，先前70板還湊合，70板之後，坐墊被打爛，然後Send flowers and send a smile! Discover fresh flowers online, gift baskets, and florist-designed arrangements. Flower delivery is easy at 1-800-FLOWERS.COM. ... Order Flowers Online with Flower Delivery by 1-800-Flowers.com, the World's Favorite Florist! ...

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