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世界上最大威力的一句話

1月 11, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Order of Canada - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 爲什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。 我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。法官宣佈休庭，一天後重新開庭，宣The Order of Canada (French: Ordre du Canada) is a Canadian national order, admission into which is, within the system of orders, decorations, and medals of Canada, the second highest honour for merit. It comes second only to membership in the Order of Me...

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神人品酒師

1月 11, 2013

何新冬

kuso

CM Punk - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一家釀酒廠的品酒師去世了，酒廠經理開始物色新品酒師，發出啟事、廣納賢才。一個衣衫襤褸、面容邋遢的醉漢跑到酒廠來說要應聘。經理當下就看醉漢很不爽，心想該怎麼樣才能把他打發走。他讓人拿來一杯酒，醉漢拿來喝了一口便說：「麝香葡萄酒，三年醇，葡萄生在北坡，用大木桶釀製。雖屬低檔，但質量也還可以接受。」「完全Phillip Jack "Phil" Brooks[1] (born October 26, 1978),[4] better known by his ring name CM Punk, is an American retired professional wrestler. He is currently signed to WWE, but abruptly left the company on January 27, 2014. He is titled in the company as...

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少一個字母差很大！

1月 11, 2013

何憶青

kuso

CyanogenMod | Android Community Operating System在台北的一對夫妻，計劃利用春假到墾丁渡假。 老公因為公務出勤，先行南下高雄。 公務結束，就在附近訂房，等老婆前來。 老公一住進旅館，便用手提電腦，寄了封E-mail給太太。 粗心的老公在收件人住址欄少打了一個字母。 這封電子信陰錯陽差的， 送到一位剛A customized Android build for various devices. Includes download links, screenshots and a wiki....

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公司應酬到酒店，我跟老婆坦白，沒想到老婆竟然.....

1月 10, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Christian Music, Gospel Music, Christian Rock Music, and more Music - ChristianMusic.comReviews of projects ranging from rap to gospel and everything in between....

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男朋友今天居然拿一張「保證書」給我簽字？

1月 10, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

YouTube  Upload Sign in Search Loading... "JR東海 X'mas Express 歴代 CM ..." This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Recording Industry of Japan. Sorry about that. Language: English Country: Worldwide Safety: Off......

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要是有人敢吃這包零食...那我就叫他一生爸

1月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Montreal Limousine Services - Quality Limo Rental Services by CM LimousineAbout Us Gallery Special Offers Reliability, Safety, Professionalism, Experience and a High-Quality Service is what you can expect from Montreal's finest limousine service provider, CM Limousine. Since 1965, CM Limousine has been committed to providing .....

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