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他們都是人

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

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VLC Media Player - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com下午第一節是歷史課，老師在課堂上講得興致勃勃。一個外號叫三毛的同學卻趴在課桌上呼呼大睡，老師十分生氣，就把三毛叫了起來。 老師問：你說，王安石和歐陽修有什麼共同點？三毛脫口而出：他們都是宋朝人.老師接著問：那你說說，他們和唐太宗、諸葛亮有什麼共同點？ 三毛愣了愣，答道：他們都是古Editors' Note: VLC is an open source product developed by VideoLAN Project licensed under GNU GPL v2. The VLC Media Player source code is also available for download from Download.com. This logo or a modified version may be used or modified by anyone to ....

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

GOM Media Player - Free download and software reviews - CNET Download.com同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～GOM Media Player gives you the ability to play all kinds of media files right on your Windows computer with no conversions required ... 5 stars "It has become my first choice media player" February 26 ......

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愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受

7月 3, 2013

黃懷雙

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Windows Media Player - CNET Download.com愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受 十個男人九個風流，十個女人，只有一個能讓男人風流 當男人喜歡一個女人的時候，他就會表現出風度； 當女人知道那個男人喜歡自己的時候，她就索求無度 女人先表現自己大方，男人就不敢小氣 人生的三大悲劇：美人會老、愛情會冷、婚姻會舊&Results 1 - 10 of 934 ... The most downloaded Media Players software, including KMPlayer, Windows Media Player, and GOM Audio....

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讓老師瞪眼的回答

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

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VLC Media Player - CNET Download.com讓老師瞪眼的回答 老師：「一隻盒子有幾條邊？」學生：「兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ 老師：「你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？」學生：「那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊16 Apr 2015 ... VLC Media Player is an open-source application that gives you the ability to play media from your computer or a disk, or to stream it from the ......

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總統給處女的一封信

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Windows Media Player - CNET Download.com教授在課堂上存心開女同學的玩笑… 教授：「最近有篇報導， 我國的成年女性有９０％不是處女，總統先生對這種事實感到不可思議， 因此寄信給其他１０％保有處女之身的女性。各位女同學，你們知道總統信中寫些什麼嗎？」 大家都搖頭說不知道。   教授：「真的The latest iteration of Windows Media Player adds a lot of useful bells and whistles, succeeding in many ways as a competitor to iTunes for Windows....

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大陸帶回來的片子

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

GOM Media Player - CNET Download.com那天我在看一片DVD是大哥從大陸帶回來的片子我不知道名字，但應該是有點老的片裡面，男主角說了一句話：「Oh...I understand...」下面的字幕寫著：「哦...我下面站起來了...」女主角說：「I'm so afraid you don't understand...」下面的字幕寫著：「我27 Mar 2015 ... GOM Media Player gives you the ability to play all kinds of media files right on your Windows computer with no conversions required....

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