collision course

三罐貓罐頭

8月 15, 2013

王采安

kuso

Collision Course (album) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一位穿著簡陋老太太去超級市場買了三罐貓罐頭， 正拿去結帳時，結帳小姐 說：「老太太，妳必需把貓抱來，確定妳有養貓， 我才可以賣給妳，有些窮老人 是會吃貓罐頭的！」老太太沒辦法～就把貓抱來給結帳小姐看。 隔天，老太太又去超級市場買了三罐狗罐頭，&nbCollision Course is a CD/DVD set released on November 30, 2004 by American rapper Jay-Z and rock band Linkin Park.[1] It went to #1 on the Billboard 200 upon its release. As of June 2014, it has sold 2 million copies in the United States alone.[2] Worldwi...

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還有沒有不要用的

8月 19, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Collision Course (1989) - IMDb太太發現丈夫和金髮美女躺在床上親熱，盛怒之下，拿起煙灰缸就> 想朝他們扔過去。>> “不要啊！你先聽我解釋。”丈夫求饒他說：“她不過是個在高速> 公路上搭便車的女人，我覺得她可憐，才拾回來的。”>> 太太放下煙灰缸，暫且息怒地聽他說。“當時Directed by Lewis Teague. With Pat Morita, Jay Leno, Chris Sarandon, Tom Noonan. A Japanese investigator (Morita) and a Detroit cop (Leno) team up to track down a stolen prototype turbocharger....

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模擬市民

8月 19, 2013

王采安

kuso

Collision Course | The MIT Press剛剛朋友跟我說他想要玩模擬市民在我強烈建議他不要去碰這遊戲的同時也勾起我曾經也想經由玩模擬市民來經營一個家庭的記憶=================童年的分隔線=====================那時候由於我哥電腦裡面灌了模擬市民懵懂無知的我，也在我哥的教導下創造了一個三人的幸福家庭家裡的成員“If modern society ever had a core taboo it is against speaking favorably of limits, especially with respect to growth. To accept limits, to question growth is to upset a myth that has sustained the industrial world for a century and more. But that 'susta...

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下面撞到在噴血..

8月 19, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Collision Course: David Crawford: Amazon.com: Books下午看著雨停了，就出門騎騎腳踏車順便買晚餐，快到便當店的時候，一隻狗突然衝出來，幹....緊急煞車+上天雨路滑，撞上牆身體往前衝，雙腳開開撞上腳踏車的橫桿，撞到下面...飆著淚去買便當，回到家便當吃著吃著，感覺內褲越來越濕，心想著...死阿！不會是撞到整組壞光光在閃尿喔....到廁所一看，外面的皮破Praise for Collision Course: "Buy this book and hand it out to your friends and neighbors." —Mark LaRue, LaRue Tactical “Compelling…will appeal to anyone who simply loves great apocalyptic fiction…If you liked Lights Out , you are going to love Collision ...

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可憐的主機

8月 19, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Collision Course (1989 film) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia可憐的主機話說有一天，強者我學姐（以下簡稱"蛙"）她買了一台 超迷你 但 散熱超弱 的A牌準系統主機由於蛙學姊從來不更新 也不懂得防毒軟體為何物於是這台主機經歷了重重的歷練，到我的手上...蛙：「哎，學弟怎麼辦？我的電腦打不開耶。」我：「情況是怎樣？」蛙：「喔，前一陣子我Ｃ槽打不開，我都沒理它，結果Collision Course is a 1989 action-comedy film starring Jay Leno as a Detroit police officer and Pat Morita as a Japanese officer forced to work together to recover a Japanese turbocharger stolen by a thief played by Chris Sarandon. It was directed by Lewi...

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天堂也有棒球

8月 19, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Collision Course (1989) Trailer - YouTube有兩個好朋友，他們整個輩子都是美國棒球的超級球迷，他們老是在談論棒球的事，也幾乎一年到頭都去觀看球賽。他們還約好不論誰先往生，都要想辦法回來告訴對方天堂那兒有沒有棒球活動。某個夏天晚上，其中一位過世了；當然，他是在看完球賽以後死的，所以他死得很快樂。過了幾天，他的朋友鮑柏在夜裡聽到上面傳來一個聲音說Jay Leno and Pat Morita (Karate Kid) star in this buddy-cop comedy in the vein of Red Heat, 48 Hours, Turner and Hooch (haha..). Just watched it and was pleasantly surprised. It has that 80's jokesy racism you just can't do anymore and Pat plays along wel...

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