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我要把你打的連你爸都認不出來

7月 22, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Home | Columbia Business School小明和小王從小就是死對頭，有一天因為一件小事吵了起來。「放學公園見啦！不來的是狗。」「來啊！」─────────────放學後─────────────小明：「我要把你打到連親生父親都認不出來。」小王：「哈哈哈！那也得看你做不做得到。」────────────半小時後────────────小王：「Columbia Business School brings a global perspective, cutting-edge methodology, and the energy of New York City to its MBA, EMBA, Executive Education, PhD, and MS programs. ... News & Ideas 10 Ways to Create a Culture of Open Communication Creating a ......

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英文考卷上的翻譯....

7月 22, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

MBA | Programs & Admissions - Home | Columbia Business School題目：1. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子。2.Are you kidding? No, I'm serious.我的答案卷：1.Nothing venture, nothing gain.X2.你在開玩笑嗎? 不,我是認真的.X怎麼會錯？我去找老師理論。他把教務處的答案給我看.....＜解答＞翻譯：1. BlColumbia Business School brings a global perspective, cutting-edge methodology, and the energy of New York City to its MBA, EMBA, Executive Education, PhD, and MS programs. ... We don't just teach you the lessons you'll need to excel in your next job. We ...

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檢查受傷的情形

7月 22, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Columbia University: Columbia Business School - Full-Time MBA Profile - Businessweek有位小姐第一次練習打高爾夫球。發球時，她很用力的一揮，球竟然向著一群人飛過去，接著就看到一個男人應聲倒地，把兩手夾在大腿的中間，痛得滾下了山坡。那位小姐馬上跑過去道歉，並且告訴傷患說她學過一些護理，希望能在救護車到達之前，先幫他檢查一下受傷的情形。傷患覺得沒有必要，不過那位小姐很堅持，其他人也都勸那Columbia Business School at Columbia University - a comprehensive full time business school profile. A guide to Columbia Business School admissions, tuition, students, academics & address. ... Technology Improvements Notable improvements include ......

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中華民國頌

7月 22, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Columbia Business School - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia突然想到的老笑話，大概敲鍵盤敲到有幻覺了。這應該很多人都看過了吧XD========================================法官：把兩個殺人疑犯帶上來。（兩名疑犯被帶到台前）法官：現在要問你們問題，要老實給我回答。犯人A、B：好。（背景音樂開始播放）法官：...？好吧，你們犯Columbia Business School (CBS) is the business school of Columbia University in Manhattan, New York City. It was established in 1916 to provide business training and professional preparation for undergraduate and graduate Columbia University students. It ...

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山裏人與酒店 餐館 小姐的對話

7月 22, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Columbia MBA 2014-2015 Essay Writing, Editing, Tips, Analysis - Vibranture山裏人: 喂, 小姐:饃多少錢?小姐: 摸100。山裏人: 下麵呢?小姐: 下面200。山裏人: 我暈! 不是吧! 那水餃呢?小姐: 睡覺400。山裏人: 一碗400 ?小姐: 不，一晚800。山裏人: 我倒! 這麼貴! 為什麼一碗要800 ?小姐: 整晚的都這價大哥。山裏人: 要是不在這裏帶走呢?Columbia CBS 2014-2015 MBA Essay Writing, Class of 2015 2016 Essay Editing, J-term Essay Writing, Essay Editing, Essay Tips, Essay Analysis, application deadlines from India's best MBA Essay consultants - Vibranture...

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我一定會踼牠的屁股

7月 22, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Three-Year J.D. / M.B.A. Program | Columbia Law School阿榮正要過馬路，等紅燈時，他看到一個瞎子帶著他的導盲犬也要過馬路。 沒想到綠燈時，那隻狗不但沒帶牠的主人過馬路，還在牠主人的褲子上尿尿！ 但是，那瞎子卻伸手進他的口袋，拿了一片餅乾給那隻狗！ 阿榮很驚訝的跟那瞎子說： 「如果那是我的狗，我一定會踢牠的屁股。」&The Columbia Three-Year J.D./M.B.A. Program prepares students for effective and creative leadership at the intersection of business and law. ... Three-Year J.D./M.B.A. Program The Columbia Three-Year J.D./M.B.A. Program prepares students for effective and...

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