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台灣多的是

3月 22, 2013

王采安

kuso

2NE1 - Come Back Home (Unplugged Version) - Color Coded Lyrics☆ 台灣多的是 一列火車上，坐著一位泰國人、一位韓國人， 一位台灣教授以及一個台灣大學生。途中，泰國人拿出幾顆榴槤分給大家吃，然後將剩下幾顆往窗外丟。「你這樣不是太浪費了嗎？」台灣教授問 「泰國有的是! 榴槤… 」泰國人驕傲地說：「我們根本吃不完。」不多久Romanization Korean Translation One two three neon nareul tteonatjiman eodingaeseo neoui sumsoriga deullyeowa tto dasi Four five six ppalgan nunmuri naeryeowa nareul andeon neoui hyanggiga geuripda nareul wihan geora haetdeon neoui mal geojitmalcheoreom ....

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我可以等

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Bac八歲的小明想要一部電腦他爸爸帶著他看遍一每一家電腦商店的櫥窗後,小明指著最貴的一部說:「我要這一部.」爸爸吃驚的說:「爸爸得工作整整一個月才能買下它.」小明說:「不要緊,我可以等一個月」NEW YORK—With word spreading rapidly through office towers, apartment buildings, and across all five boroughs, sources confirmed Friday that New Yorkers were abuzz over reports that a new resident had moved to the city. Man Desperately Trying To Wring Eve...

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放屁

3月 20, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Son’s Past Could Come Back to Bite Huckabee美麗的某小姐有一個不太好的習慣,就是喜歡放屁。  一天,這位小姐要搭公車上班,  身邊照例有數位熱情的追求者尾隨在她後面,  上了車沒多久,小姐的老毛病就忍不住犯了,  身邊一位男士很機警馬上大聲說"是我放的"  可是沒過多久,小姐又暗奈不住的"噗~As Mike Huckabee gains in the polls, the former Arkansas governor is finding that his record in office is getting more scrutiny. One issue likely to get attention is his handling of a sensitive family matter: allegations that one of his sons was involved ...

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我愛你

3月 20, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

The Sad Story Behind A Dead PC Game That Can't Come Back一群忘年之交的男人在喝酒，有人突發奇想，相約給各自老婆發個簡訊，寫到「我愛你！」看看各年齡段的女人的反應，果然結果大不一樣。20來歲的女人回復→「我也愛你！」30來歲的女人回復→「酒喝多了吧？」40來歲的女人回復→「你沒病吧？」50來歲的女人回復→「發錯人了吧So, Night Dive applying for a trademark was an exciting development. Originally released in 2000, No One Lives Forever and its 2002 sequel A Spy In H.A.R.M.'s Way are two of the great lost PC games—I revisited them in 2013 and found them just as charming ...

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招募間諜

3月 20, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Twitch 美國中央情報局需要一個高級刺客，前來應聘者須經受一系列的考驗。經過層層篩選，最後剩下了兩男一女３名人選，最終考驗確定誰最心狠手辣。主考官將第一名男子帶到一扇門前，交給他一把槍說：「我們必須確信你能在任何情形下服從命令。你的妻子就坐在裏面，進去用這把槍殺死她。」這名男子滿臉驚恐地問：「我怎能殺死我的Twitch ... Language...

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超難伺候的表弟

3月 20, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Inside Radio - Official Site表弟從美國回來 變的不愛吃飯 然後就有狠多借口不吃飯剛纔叫他吃晚飯他就來了一套丫頭：弟 來吃肉肉弟弟：這是給狗狗吃的 給狗狗吃的為什麼給我吃丫頭：這個人也可以吃啊弟弟：那你不要吃 我要給狗狗吃丫頭：.....過後我給他吃薯片丫頭：弟 來吃薯片弟弟：我先給狗狗吃他拿了一片薯片給狗狗 可是狗狗不吃丫頭：Breaking news radio and information, including news on broadcasting and Internet radio and employment listings....

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