contest

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3月 20, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Eurovision Song Contest - Copenhagen 2014跟你當這麼久的朋友，你一直都很關心我，我卻時常給你添麻煩，真不知該怎麼報答你...所以...下輩子作牛作馬....我一定會拔草給你吃的...２．沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！沒事！就跟你說沒事了你還按個屁啊！３．很想你，可是又不好意思打給你，怕你正在忙Information about the participating countries, forums, lyrics, voting, and esc results. Listen to the songs of the contest and find news....

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卡通人物的心聲

3月 20, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Cartoon Caption Contest : The New Yorker小叮噹: ㄟ你們很過分耶每次找我猜拳都出布QOO: 你們才過分勒,明知我有兔唇還說我酷~賤兔: 我才慘勒,一天到晚被罵賤....凱蒂貓 : (不語.....)小叮噹:  ㄟ!  凱蒂貓你也說說話阿~QOO:  對阿! 凱蒂貓你評評理啊.~賤兔:對ㄚ.Pick your favorite caption through Sunday, June 29th. (You don’t have to enter to vote.) The New Yorker staff is narrowing down the finalists for contest #432. Come back to see them and vote on Monday, June 30th. We’re counting the votes for contest #430....

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一位小學生的作文....猛

3月 20, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Netflix Prize: Home從前有一座很大的城堡，名叫郭富城 裡面住著劉德華和張惠妹一對夫妻 有一天,他們吃完黃子蕉後，去周星池喝水 正當他們下著丁文棋，而劉德華下舒棋時 突然間刮起了一陣謝霆風 從水中冒出了一條吳奇龍 吳奇龍手持著鄭伊劍，騎著黃家駒，搶走了張惠妹&nCongratulations! The Netflix Prize sought to substantially improve the accuracy of predictions about how much someone is going to enjoy a movie based on their movie preferences. On September 21, 2009 we awarded the $1M Grand Prize to team “BellKor’s ......

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你們聊 我先走了

3月 20, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Eurovision Song Contest - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia小兔說："我媽媽叫我小兔兔，好聽！"小豬說："我媽媽叫我小豬豬，也好聽！"小狗說："我媽媽叫我小狗狗，也很好聽！"小雞說："你們聊，我先走了！"小兔說："我是兔娘養的！"小豬說："我是豬娘養的！"小雞說："我是雞娘養的！"小狗說："你們聊，我先走了！"浪客說："人們叫我浪人，好聽！"武士說："人們叫The Eurovision Song Contest (French: Concours Eurovision de la chanson),[1] shortened to ESC, Eurovision, or EuroSong, is an annual song competition held among the member countries of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) since 1956. Each member country s...

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魔王綁走公主

3月 20, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Eurovision Song Contest 2009 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天魔王抓走公主.... 公主一直叫 魔王：「你儘管叫破喉嚨吧...沒有人會來救你的....」 公主 ：「破喉嚨..破喉嚨..」 沒有人：「公主..我來救你了...」 魔王 ：「說曹操曹操就到...」 曹操 ：「魔王..你叫我幹嘛..」&The Eurovision Song Contest 2009 was the 54th edition of the Eurovision Song Contest and was hosted by Russia after their win in 2008. It took place between 12 and 16 May 2009 at the Olympic Indoor Arena in Moscow, Russia. The contest was won by Norway's ...

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尿急

3月 20, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Contest - 相關圖片搜尋結果 巴士上有一對母子，五歲的兒子吵著要尿尿。媽媽：「別吵！就要到了，忍一下吧！」過了一個站，兒子又吵著要尿尿，說他忍不了。⋯⋯ ⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯⋯兒子：「我不行了啦！可不可以在角落小便？」媽媽：「想死嗎？這麼沒規矩！」說著，便打了兒子一下。車上的人不免同情那小孩，年紀小尿急了當然不能忍太久。兒...

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