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我喜歡上學，我只是不喜歡上課

9月 9, 2013

小安

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The Master - Tardis Data Core, the Doctor Who Wiki我喜歡上學，我只是不喜歡上課。 從小到大，升旗時注意力不是在國旗上，而是看看國歌奏完時，國旗是不是正好停在桿頂……  經常指著課本上醜的圖片對同桌說，看，這是你。同桌就翻遍整本書尋找比這個更醜的圖片說，看，這是你！ 在與寒假先森約會的時候總會出現一個叫寒假作業的The Master — originally called Koschei and known by many other temporary aliases — was a... ... Before the Third Doctor was made aware by the Time Lords of his presence, the Master had in fact been on Earth for some time. When the Doctor was exiled to ......

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小偷寫給一位失主的安慰信

9月 9, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Home | Common Core State Standards Initiative你好！ （還是不見的好）見字如見面 首先，我要向你道個歉，因為沒經過你的同意，就把你家的門給打開了，但是，與其他的同行相比，我還是很斯文的，在開鎖的時候，沒有動用電鑽、斧子等一系列非常有破壞性的工具，如果你不介意的話，從經濟角度上來看，你還是可以用原來那把鎖的，我可以用人格來保證，我是絕對不會偷回頭Video Map Search Filter by: Common Core State Standards Initiative Home About the Standards Development Process Frequently Asked Questions Myths vs. Facts Branding Guidelines Contact What Parents Should Know Standards in Your State Read the ......

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屌絲的生活

9月 9, 2013

何憶青

kuso

The Core Rules of Netiquette -- Excerpted from Netiquette by Virginia Shea -- Albion.com A男當年和B女交往,怕她家人不同意. B女騙家人說交往一高富帥,略花心,對結婚沒興趣不見家長. 而A男常去找B女,B女演戲欺負他, 父母問何人,B女答：備胎,老實人. 半年後,B女又演一出被高富帥拋棄, 傷心欲絕男人沒好東西. 父母安慰:The Core Rules of Netiquette are excerpted from the book Netiquette by Virginia Shea. Click on each rule for elaboration. Introduction Rule 1: Remember the Human Rule 2: Adhere to the same standards of behavior online that you follow in real life Rule 3: ...

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那我先睡了

9月 9, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Online Teaching & Education Degree Programs - University of Phoenix 在電影院看電影，黑屏了就听到一個哥兒大聲喊：動一下鼠標啊！ 你穿的很危險，但是你長的很安全！ 狐狸未成精，純屬騷得輕。 小保姆嗓門特別大，主人叮囑，今晚來的都是有身份的人，說話務必小聲一點。吃完飯，主人客人玩牌，小保姆收拾完想早點休息，於是湊近男主人耳邊輕聲道：“那我先睡了哈。&rdqThe College of Education at University of Phoenix offers teaching credentials and Education degrees. Enroll in a campus or online degree program today! Earn a bachelor's degree, master's degree, PHD or teaching credential from the University of Phoenix. C...

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據說此笑話深受女士的喜愛

9月 9, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Accredited Online University Degree Programs | Online College | Online School | Walden University 一個男人厭倦了他每天出門工作而他的老婆卻整天呆在家裡。他希望老婆能明白他每天是如何在外打拼的。於是他禱告祈求：全能的主啊，我每天在外工作整整八小時，而我的老婆卻僅僅是呆在屋裡，我要讓她知道我，我是怎麼過的，求你讓我和她的軀體調換一天吧！阿門。無限智慧的主滿足了他的願望。 第二天一早，他醒來，當然，When considering online colleges, check out Walden University. An accredited online school, Walden offers online degrees at the bachelor’s, master’s, and doctoral levels. Get your degree online from Walden University....

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笑一笑，十年少

9月 9, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Accredited Online University & Graduate Degree Programs | Northcentral University1、上夜班回來，在一樓停車，聽見屋裡有一小屁孩哭鬧不停，他媽媽就騙他說外面有鬼。本著助人為樂的精神，我恐怖的嚎了一嗓子，結果……裡面倆人都哭了 2、唐僧：“悟空你聽我說，最近悟淨的行為很奇怪。為師多說了他兩句，他就一言不發走開，然後躺進小白龍的食槽裡。&rdqDoctoral Master's Bachelor's Post-Baccalaureate Certificate Programs Post-Master's Certificate Programs Find the right NCU degree program for you. Northcentral University offers a variety of online certificate and degree programs from the bachelor degree ...

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