counting stars歌詞

可怕的女中醫師

7月 22, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

OneRepublic - Counting Stars lyrics | LyricsMode.com可怕的女中醫師一天，小強覺得身體不舒服因為從小就習慣看中醫於是打聽附近有名的中醫診所要去看病，一進去，發現是個「女」醫師，心裡就開始暗爽起來女醫師輕切的問說：「同學哪裡不舒服？？」小強：「..........」（小強也講不出所以然來，只覺得身體不舒服）於是乎叫小強手伸出來，開始「把脈」女醫師按了一陣151 explanations, 5 meanings to Counting Stars lyrics by OneRepublic: Lately I've been, I've been losing sleep / Dreaming about the things ... I think what the band is trying to communicate here us that our society is far from perfect. People are far too ...

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大學教授

7月 22, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

OneRepublic - Counting Stars Lyrics | MetroLyrics話說大學教授,總是有些很不一樣的,我們這位老師也真夠絕的了!我從大一入學就聽過他的名聲,聽說他不當人,不過會要求你做一件事.聽說這位老師在期末考時,會要求同學在考卷上寫上電話號碼.留電話號碼?沒錯!因為他要在期末考後,打電話去問候這學期會被當的同學.據說電話內容是(這是有接過他電話的學長跟我說的)&Lyrics to 'Counting Stars' by OneRepublic. Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep / Dreaming about the things that we could be / But baby, I've been, I've...

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標題：[無言]我高中數學老師

7月 22, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

OneRepublic - Counting Stars：歌詞+中文翻譯昨天我生日，跟兩個高中同學出來吃飯聊聊天後來聊到高中時的數學老師這個人實在太有梗，來出賣他一下XDDD＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝以上騙批幣＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝事件一：老師非常喜歡把泡麵當科學麵吃有時候課上到一半肚子餓了他就說「你們做一下這裡的題目，老師很快就回來！」然後跑去辦公室拿碗公裝泡麵（乾的）Pray...Said...等等 Lately I been, I been losing sleep Dreaming 'bout the things that we could be But baby I been, I been prayin' hard Said no more counting dollars We'll be counting stars Yeah, we'll be counting stars I see this life Like a swinging vine Sw...

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安全檢查

7月 22, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

ONEREPUBLIC LYRICS - Counting Stars - AZLyrics - Song Lyrics from A to Z兩個瓦斯工人，到一戶人家裡去檢查瓦斯管。 檢查完畢，確 認安全無虞之後，兩個人便打賭，誰可以最先跑回車上。 於是，兩個人走出門後頭也不回的拼命跑。 兩個人努力的往車子的方向跑去，卻聽到後面還有一個人的喘息聲， 回頭一看，原來是剛剛那家的小姐跟在後面， 瓦斯工人問：「是不是哪裡出了問題？」 小姐大聲喊Lyrics to "Counting Stars" song by ONEREPUBLIC: Lately I've been, I've been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be But, baby I've b... ... [Chorus:] Lately I've been, I've been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be But, ...

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不雅的說法

7月 22, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

OneRepublic - Counting Stars Lyrics - Lyrics.com - your music community with the largest searchable阿呆：「老師，我要大便。」 老師：「這位同學，我們說話要文雅一點，請你換一個說法，例如說…」 不待老師說完，捧著肚子的阿呆大喊：「老師，我的屁股想吐啦！」 歷史課，老師正好講到拿破崙，看到每天打瞌睡的小華又墜入夢鄉了。 老師不由得感慨地說：「各位同學，拿破崙一天只睡三個小時，OneRepublic Counting Stars lyrics: [Chorus] Lately I been, I been losing sleep Dreaming about the things that we could be But baby I been, I been prayin' hard Said no more counting dollars We'll be counting stars Yeah, we'll be countin...

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史上最惡搞ＫＵＳＯ問答集合

7月 22, 2013

張碧文

kuso

OneRepublic-Counting Stars HD Lyrics Native! - YouTube▉提問:怎樣可以最有效地瘦臀？ 回答:蹭樹。▉提問:顯示器畫面不停地輕微抖動，有什麼辦法？ 回答:你也不停地抖動，當你的頻率和振幅與顯示器畫面一致時，你就感覺不出來了。 ▉提問:為什麼好馬不吃回頭草？ 回答:因為馬兒拉屎在後面拉。 ▉ 提問:如何除掉煩人的狗？我家附近有人養狗，且不管它隨便跑，經常晚ALL RIGHTS RESERVED GO TO ONEREPUBLIC. I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG!! I just made a video with the lyrics with the song. Once again, I repeat, I DO NOT claim any ownership to this song!!! Enjoy it. COUNTING STARS CORRECTED VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?a...

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