crash my party lyrics

人要擅於隱藏弱點

8月 14, 2013

郭靖萍

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Crash My Party Lyrics - Luke Bryan話說以前海盜猖獗，很多商船遇上海盜都會被洗劫一空，運氣差的連小命都會沒了。於是有一種新職業因應而生--海上保鏢。專門運送貴重貨物，遇上海盜的時候就不會蒙受平白損失了，當然，在海上跑鏢是很危險的一種工作，除了迷路翻船暴風雨之外，真遇到了海盜免不了都是一場血戰。有一個保鏢船長武功非常高強，手下的水手個個Lyrics to Crash My Party by Luke Bryan: It don’t matter what plans I got, I can break ‘em. / Yeah, I can turn this thing around at the ... It don’t matter what plans I got, I can break ‘em. Yeah, I can turn this thing around at the next red light And I do...

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我老婆要生孩子

8月 14, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Luke Bryan - Crash My Party Lyrics | MetroLyrics某天小陳上班時接到一通電話，只見小陳講沒兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去向經理請假小陳對經理說：經理，我要請假，我老婆要生孩子經理：好的，你快去，這種事不要耽誤於是小陳二話不說，飛也似的就走了，二十分鐘後，小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了經理看到他就問：怎麼這麼快就回來了，生男的還是女的小陳：十個月後才知道一個穿緊身衣Lyrics to 'Crash My Party' by Luke Bryan. It don't matter what plans I got, I can break 'em. / Yeah, I can turn this thing around at the next red light / And I...

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美國人~法國人~中國人

8月 14, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

LUKE BRYAN - CRASH MY PARTY LYRICS一個美國人,一個法國人還有一個中國人走在大沙漠中,走著走著看到一個瓶子,打開瓶塞後飄出來一個人來,那個人說:"我是神仙,我能滿足你們每個人三個願望!"美國人第一個搶著說:"我第一個願望是要很多的錢."神仙說:"這個簡單,滿足你!說說第二個願望吧."美國人說:我還要很多的錢!"神仙滿足他的願望後,美國Features Song Lyrics for Luke Bryan's Crash My Party album. Includes Album Cover, Release Year, and User Reviews. ... Note: When you embed the widget in your site, it will match your site's styles (CSS). This is just a preview!...

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[無言] 老闆娘你好屌

8月 14, 2013

何新冬

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Crash My Party Lyrics - 影片搜尋小弟常去吃的一家小吃店老闆娘非常好客而且豪爽因為店的位置離附近兵營區也很近所以假日也有不少阿兵哥來吃算是高朋滿座事情是這樣的店門前的路是二線道加上附近商家不少所以假日時總是會有點小塞車客運停下來放人 或是小黃停下來載人總是會有點塞車久而久之大家也都習慣了今日終於目睹了一個傳奇之前只聽說老闆娘很猛（我...

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爸爸去買電蚊拍

8月 14, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Luke Bryan - Crash My Party (with Lyrics) - YouTube爸爸去買電蚊拍樓上加蓋鐵皮屋的工程嚴重落後，至今天..已蓋了四十餘天...家中老是有不認識的工人穿梭著，導致家裡的蚊子特別多...整個就很...we are family...因為蚊子太多...今天就和老爸去了五金百貨，想買一支電蚊拍來試試身手老爸不喜歡找東找西...一進門就跟店員講...把你們店裡*** ALL RIGHTS GO TO LUKE AND HIS LABEL!!! *** Mr. Entertainer of the Year with ANOTHER AMAZING song which is his first official single from his fourth album coming out later this summer! I had to get this out right away, great song. Show Luke some suppor...

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腦子脫線的剎那 >"

8月 14, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Luke Bryan - Crash My Party Lyrics - Lyrics.com - your music community with the largest searchable有一次坐公車，拿了悠遊卡排隊上車，前面一個人是扔硬幣的，我大腦短路，跟著把悠遊卡扔進去了....鄰居忘了帶鑰匙，從我家陽台翻過去，進到他自家屋裡找到鑰匙後，又從陽台翻出來外面，從外面再打開他自家房門。 更令人叫絕的是，我自始至終在陽台接應著，未覺有不妥之處。 唉！我倆的腦袋肯定被Luke Bryan Crash My Party lyrics: It don't matter what plans I've got, I can break 'em Yeah I can turn this thing around at the next red light And I don't mind tellin' all the guys, I can't meet 'em Hell, we can all go raise some hell...

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