dan wu

男人買黑絲襪，重點就是要撕破...

4月 17, 2014

陳巧芹

kuso

Steely Dan - Doctor Wu - YouTube   小編：老闆！您真內行！Doctor Wu by Steely Dan With lyrics "Are you with me Doctor Wu Are you really just a shadow Of the man that I once knew" All rights to artists, publishers, etc....

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公園裡的震撼教育

4月 17, 2014

范姜孤桃

kuso

Dr. Wu by Steely Dan Songfacts - Song Meanings at Songfacts公園裡的震撼教育 話說夏天的某個週末，我和老公還有一群朋友坐在一個開放式公園花壇邊聊天，我和老公還有另外一個男性朋友並排坐著。這時跑來一個賣花的小妹妹，她看了看我們3個人後，就對著我老公說，哥哥買朵花給姐姐吧。我老公剛想拒絕，誰知坐旁邊的男性朋友突然抱著我老公的胳膊，撒嬌狀地說，買一朵吧，人家想要嘛This song seems to be about a betrayed loser lover talking to his eccentric shrink, who perhaps has stolen the guy's girl. It features the signature Steely Dan irony: "All night long, we would sing that stupid song, and every word we sang I knew was true....

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鱷魚屎塞下體能避孕！？古代驚悚避孕方法大公開！

4月 17, 2014

林慕夢

kuso

Lyrics | Katy Lied - Official Steely Dan | The Dan Who Knew Too Much 2016 | Live in 2016最簡單的方法就是節育了，現在的人擁有許多避孕方法從外在到內在，應有盡有～▼但是也有不少驚悚的避孕方法，例如可樂洗下體什麼的…… 現代都這麼驚悚了，那麼古代呢？我們就來分享古代各國人都如何避孕，絕對讓你驚悚到不行！ 1. 鱷魚屎避孕法 這是真的！可以追朔到西元前1850年時Lyrics for Katy Lied. ... DR WU Katy tried I was halfway crucified I was on the other side Of no tomorrow You walked in And my life began again Just when I'd spent the last piaster...

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這三個真男人，可以打爆300個以上的娘炮

4月 17, 2014

謝語蘭

kuso

Daniel Wu - IMDb   小編：不能認同的再多！Daniel Wu, Actor: Europa Report. Daniel Wu was born on September 30, 1974 in Berkeley, California, USA as Daniel N. Wu. He is an actor and producer, known for Europa Report (2013), Warcraft (2016) and Wang jiao hei ye (2004). He has been married to Lisa S...

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這就是男生，很現實！話很短，但是很經典。

4月 17, 2014

張千梅

kuso

Wu Zetian - Wikipedia 1.每個男生都好色，不好色的男生我還沒見過，只不過是色的程度不同。 2.在宿舍里，男生只聊兩個話題，學習和女生。談學習，就是罵老師罵學校罵班干部；談女生，就會評比誰的臉蛋漂亮，誰的身材苗條。每個男生都喜歡美女，不管他嘴上是不是承認。不是男生犯賤，男人的天性如此。所以女同學必要的時候學會打扮一下吧，Wu Zetian (624 – December 16, 705), also known as Wu Zhao, Wu Hou, and during the later Tang dynasty as Tian Hou, referred to in English as Empress Consort Wu or by the deprecated term "Empress Wu", was a Chinese sovereign who ruled unofficially as ......

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終於有解了 ！如果老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡...

4月 17, 2014

張碧文

kuso

Leonard Wu   終於有解了 ！如果老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡...   老婆和老媽同時掉在了水裡，先救老婆老媽就會沒命，先救老媽老婆就會沒命。先救老婆還是先救老媽還是誰都不救呢？  看看古人是怎麼做的...  孟子： 從小死了老爸，老媽拉扯我不容易，為了讓我健康成長，又搬Contact Agent: Joseph Le 818 973 2705 Manager: Christine Martin 310.919.4661 Address: 2525 Michigan Ave. Bldg. I, Santa Monica, CA 90404...

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