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最近很紅的日記 -賴寶日記

7月 31, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Malware - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia對付兇惡的人，就要比他更兇惡；對付卑鄙的人，就要比他更卑鄙；對付瀟灑的人，就要比他更瀟灑；對付英俊的人，就要……毀他的容！——賴寶日記摘錄 7月23日人不犯我，我不犯人；人若犯我，我就生氣！——賴寶日記摘錄 8月23日忽然想Malware, short for malicious software, is any software used to disrupt computer operation, gather sensitive information, or gain access to private computer systems.[1] It can appear in the form of executable code, scripts, active content, and other softwa...

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捐血趣聞

7月 29, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Stand and Deliver有一天，身材一胖一瘦的阿強和小皮一起去逛街。 經過公園旁，他們看到「捐血一袋，救人一命」的捐血車， 熱心的義工正在鼓勵路人捐血，兩人於是決定也要去捐血。 上了捐血車後，兩人填好表格驗好血，就在一旁等著，護士抬起頭來看了兩人一眼， 就對小皮說：「你，兩百伍！」又對著阿強說：「那你就五百好了」，話說完後While I was visiting family, Eric traveled to France to teach a creative nonfiction with the Paris Writers' Workshop. He hopped down to Nice afterwards to enroll the kids in school, set up utilities, and take care of other paperwork in preparation for pur...

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我也要活下去

7月 29, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Business | BDlive我也要活下去在一個有眾多名流出席大晚會上，已失去昔日風采，鬢髮斑白的巴基斯坦影壇老將雷利拄著枴杖蹣跚地走上臺來就座。 主持人開口問道：「您還經常去看醫生？ 」「是的，常去看。」「為什麼？」「因為病人必須常去看醫生，醫生才能活下去。」臺下爆發出熱烈的掌聲，人們為老人的樂觀精神和機智語言喝彩。Times Media (Pty) Ltd disclaims all liability for any loss, damage, injury or expense however caused, arising from the use of or reliance upon, in any manner, the information provided through this service and does not warrant the truth, accuracy or comple...

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永遠追不到

7月 29, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Learning Management System | LMS | eLearning Software | Litmos上大學時，一個女孩說：「只要你有吃飯和看電影的錢我就跟你！」 我說：「我還在上學，所有的錢都是年邁父母辛苦賺來的，可惜我連這點錢也沒有。」（埋頭苦讀中……） 畢業後，另一個女孩說：「只要你工資在5萬以上，我就跟你！」 我說：「可惜我工資只有3Litmos LMS is designed to help save you time & money while avoiding the frustrations that other learning management systems can cause. Easily automate the entire learning process from when your users first signup to the completion of your customized ......

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他..好瞎

7月 29, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Social Media | DigitalGov - DigitalGov - Building the 21st Century Digital Government馬國一毛賊起色心竟冒充男主人裸身上床!馬來西亞一個可惡的竊賊，半夜闖入民宅，竟然想冒充丈夫，非禮女主人，結果被女主人識破，倉皇逃逸。據報導，這名竊賊闖入這間民宅之後，發現男主人已經在沙發上呼呼大睡了，再偷偷跑到主臥房一看，房間只有女主人在睡覺，於是心生歹念，全身脫光光之後，上了床；女主人以為丈夫回房Making government more efficient, more open. ... Major mobile milestones in May—try saying that three times! A new mobile usage report from ComScore revealed two significant shifts to mobile in May: total time spent on digital media and time spent on apps...

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獅子看過嗎？

7月 29, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

Childbirth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia獅子看過嗎？ 兩個探險家在叢林中旅行狩獵，突然有隻兇猛的獅子跳到他們面前。 「保持冷靜，」其中一人低聲說，「記得我們看過的那本講野獸的書嗎？見到獅子時，只要站著不動和盯著牠看，牠就會轉身逃跑。」 「你說得不錯，」他的同伴回答，「你看過那本書，我也看過，可是獅子看過嗎？」Childbirth, labour, delivery, birth, partus, or parturition is the culmination of a period of pregnancy with the expulsion of one or more newborn infants from a woman's uterus. The process of normal childbirth is categorized in three stages of labour: the...

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