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便便-老年癡呆

6月 21, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Postage Price Calculator便便某天三兄弟在公園裡散步時看見路中間有坨東西"看起來像便便！"大哥說 "我最好檢查一下" 他彎下深吸了一口氣 "聞起來像便便！"二哥走上前去把手指插進去感覺 "摸起來像便便" 他說。三弟戳了一下放進嘴裡然後說 "嘗起來也像便便！"三兄弟終於鬆了口氣說 "幸好我們沒有踩到它!"老年癡呆有一天小明帶著Postage Price Calculator from the U.S.Postal Service. Domestic and INternational Retail Prices....

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有一個醉漢！ 他剛好在看報紙！

6月 21, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Courier Services | UK Delivery Service Companies - Shiply有一個醉漢！ 他剛好在看報紙！看到一則廣告！ 是這樣寫的：=====================徵一位勇者 能夠幫我做３件事。我給他１年份的酒喝。=====================這時醉漢看到！馬上去找這一位登廣告的人！原來他是一位有錢的好野人！好野人：你就你那位勇者嗎？！醉漢：是的！就Get free quotes for courier services and delivery services from couriers & transport firms already making similar delivery trips. Free Quotes, Save Time & Money With Shiply. ... You are buying services from a third party, Shiply Ltd. operates a neutral ve...

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手機鈴聲

6月 21, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Childbirth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia同事老王雖年近40，卻童心未泯，買了新手機，還將所有儲存的電話都設置了不同的個性鈴聲。 這樣一來，每個人給老王打電話，手機都會發出不同的和絃鈴聲。週末，我和老王及其他兩位同事一塊兒去公司附近的酒家聚餐。菜還沒上，老王的手機便響起了一段歡快的小夜曲。 老王點了點頭，說：&ldquoChildbirth, labour, delivery, birth, partus, or parturition is the culmination of a period of pregnancy with the expulsion of one or more newborn infants from a woman's uterus. The process of normal childbirth is categorized in three stages of labour: the...

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誠實的老婆

6月 21, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Online Dating, Personals & Singles at Date.com有一對夫妻在馬路上開車超速，結果被交通警察攔阻下來。那男的就問：『警察先生，有什麼問題？』警察就說：『你的車超速，你開到時速75公里了，可是這條馬路只能開55公里喔！』那男的就解釋說：『警察先生，沒有那麼快啦~~~我只開到65耶！！』在一旁的老婆就說：『老公！！你明明是開到80公里啊！』老公聽到以後Date.com is one of the largest online dating sites in the world. Millions of singles inside. Free to join. What are you waiting for? Go out. Have fun. ... Date real people that live in your area Date.com is the premier online dating website with thousands...

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一封發錯的簡訊

6月 21, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Kiki's Delivery Service - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia這幾天心情不好，晚上我呆在家裏無聊，給我以前的一個女朋友發了 一條簡訊，簡訊內容如下：「寶貝，幹什麼呢，晚上出來陪陪我啊，雖然是冬天，但是我好熱啊 ，我知道你會給我解熱的，我在微閣美麗城等你啊。」但是由於本人精神不集中，按了群組鍵，本人電話本C.P186人（親人30人，朋友101人，戰友16人，同事Kiki's Delivery Service (魔女の宅急便, Majo no Takkyūbin?, "Witch's Delivery Service") is a 1989 Japanese animated fantasy film produced by Studio Ghibli. It was written, produced and directed by Hayao Miyazaki as an adaptation of the 1985 novel of the same nam...

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先生，我有男朋友了！

6月 21, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

FedEx India - Express Delivery, Courier & Shipping Services幾年前,還在信義計劃區上班時有天中午客戶在國際會議中心開會中午,就請客戶去凱悅(現在叫君悅)的二樓,Ziga Zaga 吃飯,服務生是個可愛的大眼妹我們三個衣冠禽獸,不是,是三個穿的人五人六的,anyway,服務生服務的很周道,我們也很禮貌,每次來服務我們都哈啦個一二句,時間差不多,要回國際會議中心We offer you the fastest courier services around the world daily. FedEx Express is your 24 hours solution for the best courier service. ... Estimate Duties and Taxes Estimate the duties and taxes that will be levied against your international shipment. Le...

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