dhl vs fedex vs ups

別叫我爸

4月 16, 2013

王采安

kuso

USPS vs DHL vs FedEx vs UPS | Transcription, Shipping, & Packaging Blog兒子戰戰兢兢地回到家：「爸，今天考試只得了60分。」爸爸很生氣：「下次再考低了，就別叫我爸！」第二天兒子回來了：「對不起，哥！」Email: info@processedword.com Telephone: (781) 395-0004 422 Salem Street Medford, MA 02155 (781) 395-1013 (Fax) (781) 393-9966 (Dictation) Business Hours Monday - Friday 8:00 am - 5:00 pm Carrier Pick Up Time: FedEx, DHL & USPS - 4:00 pm...

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約會遲到

4月 16, 2013

蔡爾容

kuso

UPS Vs. FedEx Vs. DHL - Forbes一個男士跟女友約會遲到了。女友疾言厲色道：「像你這種不守時的男人，只有狗才會愛你～」男士說：「我去銀行辦理事情，剛剛繼承了兩千萬的遺產。」女友馬上學狗叫：「汪汪！汪汪！」 In its advertisements, United Parcel Service always asks, “What can Brown do for you?” The more relevant question of the moment at the $33 billion logistics and delivery giant might be, “What can Brown do to keep its lead?” Beset by aggressive competition...

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爛電腦

4月 16, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Overnight Shipping Battle! FedEx Vs. USPS Vs. UPS – Consumerist某女電腦故障打電話到售後服務部門,然後說:「你們的電腦怎麼這樣?爛得要死,只有"白癡"才會買你們的電腦!」客服回答:「很抱歉給您帶來的不便,也請您不要這樣批評自己,您的問題我們會盡快解決!」We used to use DHL for overnight because of their rates; anything going to the other coast, though, would typically take 2 days (and lots of angry customer calls). Their failure rate for overnight was huge…almost 30%, from what I recall. UPS was worse…the...

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近親不得聯姻

4月 16, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

UPS vs FedEx; National Labor Relations Act vs Railway Labor Act? < Blog Archive < Blog | Associated 五歲的妹妹好愛哥哥，成天嚷著長大要跟他結婚。媽媽正苦思要怎麼解釋近親不得聯姻的道理，只見七歲哥哥已經嚴正拒絕：「不行！這樣我們的小孩只有一對阿公阿嬤，紅包會少一份！」Jump to Comments Why does UPS want FedEx to be governed under the National Labor Relations Act rather by the Railway Labor Act? UPS is a trucking company that has become an airline, while FedEx is an airline that has become a trucking company....

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測謊機

4月 16, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

UPS vs FedEX vs Purolator - RedFlagDeals.com Forums有一天 小明考試考了10分 而小明知道 這種成績回去會被爸爸毒打一頓 所以他拿起紅筆 在10分上面畫一撇變成70分 之後小明就想：(( 都70分了(( 乾脆一不做二不休(( 變成90分好了^^於是小明又在分數上畫一個圈 分數就變成90了 之後小明回家拿成績給爸爸看 爸爸不相信小明可以考這麼高的分數 At the company I used to work for we used all 3 companies, and from what I do remember the best service (but also the most expensive) is FedEx. I guess you get what you pay for. UPS is OK, and Purolator is also good (within Canada). If you ship a lot of i...

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鼻好了沒有

4月 16, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

The Battle for Value: FedEx vs UPS - Share and Discover Knowledge on LinkedIn SlideShareA:李準,鼻好了沒有?Ｂ：準備好了!A:不是!我是問你的鼻子好了沒有?The Battle for Value: FedEx vs UPS 1. THE BATTLE FOR VALUE: FEDEX CORP. VS. THE UNITED PARCEL SERVICE, INC. R. Purwendi Darminto Dian Atika Made Sedana Yoga Ershad Haekal Magdalena Taufan Anggi Brata Agnesia Kharisma Canggih Sakina Hans 2....

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