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受騙的滋味

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Chihuahua (dog) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia        一位生命垂危的先生在交待遺囑... 先生：臨死前，我有一個心願，妳能為我做到嗎？ 妻子：是什麼心願？你儘管說，我一定幫你完成 先生：我死後，希望妳嫁給隔壁的老王 妻子：為什麼？ 先生：那個混帳東The Chihuahua i/tʃɪˈwɑːwɑː/ (Spanish: chihuahueño)[1] is the smallest breed of dog and is named for the state of Chihuahua in Mexico. Chihuahuas come in a wide variety of sizes, head shapes, colors, and coat lengths....

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草莓與人類

4月 16, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Hot dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一天，草莓和人類走在路上，突然有一台車衝了過來，草苺被撞死了，人類就笑她說:「哈哈!草莓醬!」草莓聽了很生氣，便詛咒他說:「詛咒你一定被車撞到!!詛咒你一定被車撞到!!......」不久人類果然被撞死了，草莓笑他說:「哈哈!!人渣!!」A hot dog (also spelled hotdog) is a cooked sausage, traditionally grilled or steamed and served in a sliced bun as a sandwich.[2][3][4][5] Hot dog variants include the corn dog dipped in corn batter and deep fried, pigs in blankets wrapped in dough, bake...

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一時喝醉

4月 16, 2013

王映夏

kuso

Wag the Dog (1997) - IMDb        長得又胖又安全的中年婦人，跑到交通警察面前說：「有個無聊男子一直在後面跟蹤我。」 警察對中年婦人打量了一下，「我想他可能一時喝醉了，等一下就沒事了！」     Directed by Barry Levinson. With Dustin Hoffman, Robert De Niro, Anne Heche, Denis Leary. Shortly before an election, a spin-doctor and a Hollywood producer join efforts to fabricate a war in order to cover up a presidential sex scandal....

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奶瓶餵大

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

VPI Pet Insurance, Pet Health Insurance Plans for your Dog or Cat      動物園管理員對遊客說：「不必害怕，這頭獅子非常溫馴，牠是用奶瓶餵大的。」  遊客：「我也是用奶瓶餵大的，但是我現在也喜歡吃肉。」     VPI provides various pet insurance plans for dogs, cats and other exotic pets. 9 out of 10 veterinarians who recommend pet insurance recommend VPI. Learn more VPI pet insurance plans and shop for the best healthcare protection for your pets today!...

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分給弟弟吃

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Alpha Dog (2006) - IMDb      爸爸：「小毛，你吃糖為什麼不分給弟弟吃呢？ 你看老母雞找到小蟲，都會給小雞吃，你應該學習母雞的愛心啊！」小毛：「我會的，爸爸您放心！如果我找到小蟲，也會給弟弟吃。」     Directed by Nick Cassavetes. With Bruce Willis, Matthew Barry, Emile Hirsch, Fernando Vargas. A drama based on the life of Jesse James Hollywood, a drug dealer who became one of the youngest men ever to be on the FBI's most wanted list....

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發作業

4月 16, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Dog 7 - 相關圖片搜尋結果      有一天老師在發作業，王小華、林小毛......王肚皮..王肚皮...  叫到王肚皮的時候沒人來領作業本..就在這時候，有位小朋友舉手說：「老師，我沒拿到作業本!」  老師說：「你叫什麼名字ㄚ!」  我 叫王月坡   &...

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