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榨汁比賽

8月 14, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Cat vs Dog - Difference and Comparison | Diffen某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您Cat vs Dog comparison. Cats and dogs are the most popular pets in the world. Cats are more independent and are generally cheaper and less demanding pets. Dogs are loyal and obedient but require more attention and exercise, including regular walks....

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電腦設備笑話

8月 14, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Dog Food Comparison Chart - COMPARE DOG FOOD螢幕 說：我好慘阿， 每天給人看。 鍵盤 說：我更慘呢， 每天給人打。 滑鼠 說：我才慘呢， 每天給人摸。 主機 說：我更慘嘛？我每天給人按肚臍眼。 光碟機 說：我好慘，每天給人插。 軟碟機 說：我更慘，現在都沒人插我了。 ＵＳＢ隨身碟 ：Dog food comparison chart showing the best and worst dog food brands. Compare dog food side by side and see the difference ! ... FOOD LISTED ALPHABETICALLY 1rst 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th ACANA Ranchlands deboned beef beef meal green peas...

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颱風天

8月 14, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Best 15 Automatic Cat Feeder & Dog Feeder Comparison 2013有一個博士去朋友家玩，可是他一進門外面就下大雨了，於是朋友好心請博士過夜。朋友正要去到開水，可是回來就看不到博士了，突然博士出現在他面前，問博士到哪去了？怎麼全身濕搭搭？博士說：「你不是請我過夜，我回家去拿睡衣了阿！」An automatic pet feeder offers many valuable benefits to cat by providing healthy, consistent diet. Every body can give their cat healthy food but what happens ... Rank Name Timing Feature Amount Per Serve Max Total Capacity(Cups) Type Of Food Power Sourc...

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史上最惡劣結婚請帖

8月 14, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Pet insurance: cat, horse and dog insurance - MSE史上最惡劣結婚請帖如下： 「恭喜！恭喜～本人大喜日訂在下月１０日喔～各位錢包還有一個月屯積時間！ 當日現場備有刷卡機（未超過２０００元需加３％手續費）及禮卷、股票質押 服務！不然先押學生證、身份證也可以，一個月內補錢過來有效（否則就拿去 亂壓漫畫！） 凡出示失業遣散證明者可享１２００早場特Save hundreds on pet insurance, including cats, dogs and horses. The Money Saving Expert guides provide all the info you need and great insurance deals. ... The aim of pet insurance is to cover the cost of the unforeseen, such as illness and injury, and w...

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爸爸去買電蚊拍

8月 14, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

CANIDAE Dog Food & Cat Food - The Best Premium Pet Food爸爸去買電蚊拍樓上加蓋鐵皮屋的工程嚴重落後，至今天..已蓋了四十餘天...家中老是有不認識的工人穿梭著，導致家裡的蚊子特別多...整個就很...we are family...因為蚊子太多...今天就和老爸去了五金百貨，想買一支電蚊拍來試試身手老爸不喜歡找東找西...一進門就跟店員講...把你們店裡At CANIDAE® we love our pets. That's why we work hard to make the best dog food and the best cat food using natural, wholesome, healthy ingredients. ... Life Stages Food CANIDAE® Life Stages dog and cat food is made for pets of all breeds, ages, and sizes...

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腦子脫線的剎那 >"

8月 14, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Dog Food Comparison Tool | Iams.com - Pet Diet & Nutritional Consultant | Iams.com有一次坐公車，拿了悠遊卡排隊上車，前面一個人是扔硬幣的，我大腦短路，跟著把悠遊卡扔進去了....鄰居忘了帶鑰匙，從我家陽台翻過去，進到他自家屋裡找到鑰匙後，又從陽台翻出來外面，從外面再打開他自家房門。 更令人叫絕的是，我自始至終在陽台接應著，未覺有不妥之處。 唉！我倆的腦袋肯定被See which products offer maximum canine nutrition with the Iams Dog Food Comparison Tool. ... These comparisons are between products in similar classifications, and do not pertain to other products offered from the same brands....

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