doing it

笑話 .... 老來離婚........

6月 10, 2013

張易旋

kuso

Do It - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia老來離婚一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在洛杉機的兒子。 「兒子！雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。」 兒子：「？？」「你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。」 兒子大吼道：「爸！你在說什麼啊！」 「四十五年來我受夠了，我"Do It" is a song by Canadian recording artist Nelly Furtado for her third album, Loose (2006). It was produced by Timbaland and Nate "Danja" Hills. It features a prominent influence of 1980s dance-pop music and sexually suggestive lyrics, in which the so...

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說對了話 - 無價

6月 10, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Do-it – Volunteering made easy趙先生一早起來就頭痛的要死... 因為他前一天晚上喝的爛醉回家!! 他強迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開。 睜開眼後竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥， 然後坐起身後又看到了他的衣服已經燙好、疊好在床邊。 因為一起床就看到這幾樣反常的事， 所以Do-it is volunteering made easy. Quickly find ways to help in your community simply by typing in your postcode ... For volunteers For organisations Want to volunteer? Search through one million opportunities to volunteer and apply online. Read our step-by...

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機智與反應

6月 10, 2013

何樂芹

kuso

doing it - 購物搜尋結果一個好的售貨員最重要的就是機智與反應了。有一位客人到一間超市買東西，站在貨架前東選西挑就是找不到想要的。一名售貨員便走上前詢問：「先生，有什麼需要我幫忙的嗎？」 「嗯…」那人說「我想買半棵高麗菜，行嗎？」「真是非常抱歉，本店只能賣整棵的」沒想到對方僵持不下，堅持要半棵高麗菜&...

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二百五的由來

6月 10, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Doing It - 影片搜尋為什麼會用「二百五」來嘲笑他人？日常生活中，人們常把說話不正經、辦事不認真、處事隨便、好出洋相的人叫做「二百五」。但這個稱呼從何而來，卻有多種說法。----------------------------------------------------------------------------...

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十二條內褲------輕鬆一下

6月 10, 2013

何憶青

kuso

DO-IT - Homepage | University of Washington十二條內褲------輕鬆一下Air China 飛北京的路途上，空姐給飛機上的老外上餐…老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Cake China ( 饅頭) 老外問：What is this? 空姐答：Pizza China ( 餡餅)DO-IT Disabilities, Opportunities, Internetworking, and Technology The international DO-IT Center promotes the success of individuals with disabilities in postsecondary education and careers, using technology as an empowering tool....

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丟死人了，再也不用賓館的套套了

6月 10, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

Doing It - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia這個暑假，輔導員組織了我們留校的同學一起出去玩，9男12女 我們去了風景秀麗的地方 晚上住在山上的賓館，因為男生是單數，所以我要求一個人房間 住山上的賓館的確很爽，陽台外面就是大自然，美中不足的是，這裡沒有家禽服務 可是房間的床頭櫃有兩盒套套，很精致，三件裝的 實在是閒的慌，半夜坐陽台吹套套玩，吹破Doing It is a 2004 young adult novel by award winning author Melvin Burgess. It is a story about the experiences of a group of English teenagers and their discovery of sex for the first time. It is told from the point of view of the young males learning a...

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