don t you worry child

你媽媽的名字

6月 24, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child ft. John Martin - YouTube這是發生在一個兒童美語班的故事....某天班主任正在翻閱最近才報名的新生資料時，發現一位小朋友的家長姓名欄沒有填，於是他把這個小朋友找來，很和氣的問他說：小朋友，你沒有填媽媽的名字喔～～你媽媽叫做什麼名字ㄚ？這個小朋友用很可愛的鼻音說：one-two-three！班主任覺得有點啼笑皆非，於是又耐心的OUT NOW! Click here to buy http://smarturl.it/DYWCitunes UNTIL NOW - The Soundtrack to One Last Tour. Out Now: http://smarturl.it/SHMUntilNow DYWC REMIXES OUT NOW (OCT 30 IN USA/CANADA) http://smarturl.it/DYWC-Remixes-Itunes #DYWC #onelasttour http://onel...

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哪種病人動手術最省事

6月 24, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

15 Things The Experts Don't Tell You About Childbirth四個外科醫生聊天談到為哪類病人動手術最省事。 第一個醫生說：「我認為是會計師，你切開他的身體之後，會見到所有內臟都有編號，絕不會混淆。」第二個醫生說：「圖書館管理員也不錯，內臟都按分類排列。」第三個醫生說：「我喜歡為工程師，他們理解為什麼我們替病人動手術後總愛在病人體內留下刀或鉗。」最後一We live in a world where information about having and rearing babies is everywhere. When is the best time to have kids? Where does your favorite name rank popularity-wise? What's the real deal with bed-sharing, and does your baby really need to crawl? Don...

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我喜歡你的想法

6月 24, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Dyslexia is meaningless. But don't worry – so is ADHD » The Spectator老師 : 樹上有十隻小鳥，用獵槍打掉一隻鳥，還剩幾隻?學生: 一隻也不剩，都被嚇跑了。老師: 錯!!還剩九隻，但，我喜歡你的想法!學生不服輸也反問了老師一個問題學生: 老師，我也有問題想請教你。老師: 哈！？學生: 有三位妙齡女郎在路上吃冰淇淋，第一個用咬的，第二個用舔的，第三個用吸的，請問哪一個已There is a beautiful symmetry to all things, I think, and probably related somehow to the concept of karma. Only two weeks ago, a bunch of researchers at Durham University came up with a report which insisted that dyslexia is a meaningless term. You and I...

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最近流行的暴寒愛情語錄

6月 24, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

DON'T LIKE MY SON - Child Behavior - MedHelp1. 你以為最酸的感覺是吃醋嗎？不是，最酸的感覺是沒權吃醋。 2. 常常告誡自己不要在一棵樹上吊死，結果，在樹林裏迷路了。 3.談戀愛就像剝洋蔥，總有一層會讓你流淚。 4. 任何人都可以變得狠毒，只要你嘗試過嫉妒。 5. 喜歡一個人，就是在一起很開心;愛一個人，就是即使不開心，也想在一起。 6. 浪I think you're confusing his behaviour with who he is as a person. You don't love his BEHAVIOUR. You hate his BEHAVIOUR. It's not him you don't love, it's his behavious. You've got to seperate the two. He is your child, a part of you. There are many times...

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金斧銀斧

6月 24, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Why Worry About the Unvaccinated? | Shot of Prevention有個人到了湖邊不小心(?)把一個普妹推到湖裡湖中出現了一個女神女神：你掉的是正妹胸妹還是普妹路人：普妹女神：很好這三個妹都給你過不久那個人又把普妹推到湖中女神：又是你你怎麼這麼貪心？多給了二個妹還不夠喔？路人：沒有啊，那個普妹我不要了Time and again, we hear this from parents who choose not to vaccinate their children. “If your child is vaccinated, why are you worried about them catching anything from my child?” This is a common response from parents when it is suggested that a purpose...

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嚇人的請假理由

6月 24, 2013

范姜映梅

kuso

Don’t! - The New Yorker有一天某學生要請喪假，就拿著假單到教授那兒簽名。學生：教授！我要請假！教授：嗯...假單我看看！喔...好，可是你的請假事由寫【出殯】不太好吧？學生：會嗎？我阿公出殯啊...不然要寫什麼？教授：嗯...總覺得怪！先批準你的假，但請假事由拿回去改一下好了！學生：謝謝教授過了數日後，教授被叫到教務處去了The secret of self-control. ... Children who are able to pass the marshmallow test enjoy greater success as adults. Credit BARRY BLITT In the late nineteen-sixties, Carolyn Weisz, a four-year-old with long brown hair, was invited into a “game room” at the...

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