dragon age origins wiki

小心"肝"

4月 17, 2013

陳覓雪

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Dragon Age Wiki護士看到病人在病房喝酒，就走過去小聲叮囑說：「小心肝！」 病人微笑道：「小寶貝。」Dragon Age Wiki is a comprehensive database for the Dragon Age video game series. The wiki is dedicated to collecting all information related to the franchise, such as gameplay, classes, characters, creatures, quests, lore, equipment and more!...

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4月 17, 2013

郭靖萍

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Dragon Age: Origins - Dragon Age Wiki    一位都市佬到鄉下看到一為農夫在擠牛乳，因都市佬急著趕路，便問農夫現在幾點了?農夫摸了摸牛的乳房，便說：大約是十一點十五分都市佬覺得不可思議就問農夫為何摸一摸牛的乳房就知道時間了?農夫又說：來，你蹲下來，我教你.....你只要把牛的乳房移開一些，就可以看到對面山丘上教堂前的Dragon Age: Origins (previously known as Dragon Age) is a single-player third-person high-fantasy role-playing game developed by BioWare. The game was released on PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on November 3, 2009 in North America, November 5, 2009 in ......

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所有衣服都穿過了

4月 17, 2013

林凝晴

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Dragon Age: Origins - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某女上大學不久，就寫信給媽媽叫寄錢。 理由是：新交男友，約會6次，所有衣服都穿過了，要再買一件。 媽媽回信：換男友，從頭開始！Dragon Age: Origins is a role-playing video game developed by BioWare's Edmonton studio and published by Electronic Arts. It is the first game in the Dragon Age franchise. The game was released for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 on November...

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老婆要生孩子

4月 17, 2013

蔡若藍

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Dragon Age - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia某天小陳上班時接到一通電話，小陳講兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去請假。 小陳：經理！我要請假！我老婆要生孩子。 經理：好的！你快去！ 於是小陳二話不說，飛也似的就走了。 二十分鐘後，小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了。 經理看到他就問：怎麼這麼快就回來了？生男的還是女的？ 小陳：要十個月後才知道…&helDragon Age is a high fantasy role-playing video game series created by BioWare. The first game, Dragon Age: Origins, was released in 2009. Dragon Age II, a sequel to Origins, was released in March 2011. Dragon Age: Inquisition was released in November 201...

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口渴

4月 17, 2013

何憶青

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Free Games - Download & Play Free PC Games | Origin Games電視上出現接吻鏡頭，爸爸讓兒子去倒杯水。 不久，電視上又有接吻的場面，爸爸讓兒子再去倒杯水， 兒子問：爸爸，是不是一看到有人親嘴你就口渴啊？Download free games on Origin now. Play free PC demos, betas and full game trials before you buy! Stay connected with our online free to play games. ... Game Time Game Time is your time to test drive the real game for absolutely no cost. Download and star...

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不怕髒

4月 17, 2013

黃友陽

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Dragon Age Wiki某教授在田間授課：「科學研究要不怕髒。。。」然後他蹲下來，用手指戳了一下地上的牛糞，然後把手指放到嘴裡舔淨。 一同學忙說：「我不怕髒。。。」然後也用手指戳了一下地上的牛糞放到嘴裡舔淨。 教授：「另外還要善於觀察，比如說，我剛才是用中指戳糞，但舔的是食指。。。」 ¡Hola, comunidad de Dragon Age! Comparto con vosotros este vídeo análisis que he hecho de Dragon Age Inquisition, la tercera entrega de la saga Dragon Age y el Mejor Juego del Año 2014. Deseo que os gu… Leer entrada completa >...

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