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要如何分辨名牌包真假呢？

9月 2, 2013

何海丹

kuso

Building My Dream House用這招下雨天的時候就能分出真假囉～ As I have written above, Norris Air also offers air-conditioning and heating system maintenance with Ultimate Savings Agreement (USA Club Membership) to all of it’s customers. The membership is regularly scheduled maintenance on your home’s heating and ai...

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購物證明

9月 6, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Careers & Work - How To Information | eHow購物證明某日，一位老太太走進鎮上商店要買狗食。店員：「請把你的狗兒帶來，證明你確實有養狗，我才能賣狗食給你！」 老太太很生氣但無奈，就回家把狗牽來，店員看了狗兒就賣了狗食給他。 五天後，老太太走進鎮上商店要買貓食。店員：「請把你的貓兒帶來，證明你確實有養貓，我才能賣貓食給你！」老太太更加生氣但還是無Take your career to new heights. Our expert advice will help you land a job, navigate complicated work situations, get a raise or promotion or jumpstart a new career....

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兒子的情色日記

10月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Dream - definition of dream by The Free Dictionary兒子的情色日記老王規定其兒子每天要記日記，某天晚上他要抽查兒子的日記。 他查完日記後，對兒子的母親大發雷霆。 其妻莫名其妙，要求老王說明原因。 他憤怒地打開兒子的日記攤在桌前，其上歪歪扭扭地寫著：“今日陳叔叔來我家玩媽媽，說做完作業後，可以吃點心。然後，陳叔Eight-and-twenty days went by, my father, and on the nine-and- twentieth it befell that Chaka, having dreamed a dream in his troubled sleep, summoned before him certain women of the kraal, to the number of a hundred or more....

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無法解釋的誤會

10月 3, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Dreams and Visions一個美麗的上午，天空晴朗無比，可是一個農夫醉熏熏地坐在門口，失魂落魄地。一個過路人好奇地上前問道：老鄉，今天天氣這麽好，你怎麽不去享受，反而在這裏喝悶酒啊。農夫回答：哎，一些事情，你永遠無法解釋。過路人：發生什麽不幸了？農夫：今天我在擠牛奶，剛好擠了一捅，奶牛用左腳把通踢翻過路人：是挺倒黴的，但是還THE TRUTH IS OUR INVASION IS AND HAS BEEN AN INSIDE JOB FROM WITHIN THE WHITE HOUSE WHICH HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY PURE EVIL Mar 7, 2016 The Dream: I am seen standing in a tall building with lots of windows, and I am gazing out the ......

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最惡毒的笑話

9月 5, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

Founding Fathers and the true American Dream一位媽媽搭計程車要去接國中的女兒。    母女兩人經過某路段，只見一個個打扮妖艷的阻街女郎    開始站在路旁「做生意」。    正值青春期的女兒好奇的問：    「媽媽，那些女人站在路旁幹什麼？」  &nbsRestoring the true meaning of the American Dream so today's Americans will apprehend the principles of liberty and freedom America's founding fathers ... Ron Paul On The Issues... Central Economic Planning at its Worst Last week, the Financial Crisis Inqu...

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爆笑文章：買胸罩

9月 5, 2013

何海丹

kuso

WJBK - Official Site上週四感冒了，在家休息。上午打了一針屁股好疼，吃完午飯正在看電視，老婆來電話讓我去給她買胸罩（也就是bra）。  當時我腦袋裡一片空白，天啊！怎麼買啊！但是一向無敵的我怎能說不敢去買，反正不是週末路上人不多，我就去看看，附近有個大蔬果超市，肯定有，問完尺寸出發。  到了超市二層找Detroit holds firefighter and EMT job shadowing program for Cody highschoolers Documentary about MI couple's fight for LGBT rights premieres at Freep Film Festival April the kitten Five employees tied up, robbed at Walgreens on Detroit's east side Woman k...

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