ducati 821 monster

醫生笑話大集合

6月 28, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Ducati Monster 821 - The New Monster Ducati＜醫生篇part 1＞一位病重的老人即將死去，醫生認為已經不需要再隱瞞他的病情了，便在巡房後來到老人的病床旁。「你的病已經很嚴重了」醫生告訴他︰「我相信你必然想知道事實，現在你還想見什麼人嗎？」虛弱的老人點了點頭說：「是的」他並用幾乎聽不見的聲音說：「我想看另一位醫生。」＜醫生篇part 2＞一位婦Discover the new Ducati Monster 821. Sport performance Italian design and unique personality: Monster 821, essentially Monster. ... The New Monster 821 will be available starting from July. The bike will also be available in the learner legal version with...

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婦人節食減肥

6月 28, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Monster 821 Ducati Essentially Monster - Ducati - Bikes, Equipment, Accessories, Racing, Company, De婦人節食減肥，效果令她滿意，尤其又可以穿早就穿不上的牛仔褲，她跑去向丈夫大聲說：“你瞧，我又可以穿回我以前的牛仔褲了！”丈夫仔細看了看，說：“你穿那條牛仔褲是我的。”父親發現小弟在翻看姐姐的雜誌，問道：“兒子，你為甚麼要看女孩子的雜誌？&rBeyond its origins. Iconic style and ultimate riding pleasure. Discover the new Ducati Monster 821! ... Agility, frame and brakes A motorcycle with temperament and agility, 179,5 Kg (395,7lb) of weight plus a superb chassis to give you the best riding sen...

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詐騙電話 內容超好笑

6月 28, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Ducati Monster 821 - Ducati有一次我在看電視的時候電話響了我要去接的時後突然有種好玩的來了我接的時候他說(以下是對話我:喂詐:你是洪##的爸爸嗎?我:不是我是他妹耶!詐:都一樣啦!我跟你講你哥哥在我手上我:(心裡OS:我哥明明在睡覺還在我面前勒!來整他好了)你!我給你我爸爸的電話你跟他說09--------(我的電話詐:喔一下A bold and essential form shaped by a unique history, combined with the unmistakable Ducati roar released from the 112hp Testastretta 11 engine, are hallmarks of the Monster 821. Trellis frame, Riding Modes, and the Ducati Safety Pack are the elements tha...

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你算老幾

6月 28, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Ducati Monster 821 from Ducati Aylesbury一群高中生正在福利社裡大吵大鬧。 忽然有人站出來訓斥他們，要他們別鬧了。 其中一個長得高高壯壯的學生很不高興的對那個人說：「你算老幾?」  只見那人從容不迫的回答道：「我不知道我老幾？但是大家都叫我老師...」 警察發現公園裡的池塘邊有一位釣客，正在享受垂釣樂趣。 警察：『難道你What we say about the Ducati Monster 821 Total black, powerful, assertive. Sophisticated design meets the power and exhuberance of 162 hp. The striking engine colour deominates the details, revealing the Diavel's very essence....

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點名的尷尬

6月 28, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

2015 Ducati Monster 821 Mega Gallery - Asphalt & Rubber點名的尷尬大二的時候，上法律課，我們法律老師有個癖好，喜歡提問，提問之前必高聲重複一遍問題。有一次正在上《民法通則》，突然老師又提高聲音開始提問，所有同學都恐懼地盯著老師，惟恐被喊到，因為老師以提問來代替點名，所以是看著點名冊提問的，所以大家都不必低下頭。  「1班25號！」老師點道。&nDucati is hosting its press launch of the 2015 Ducati Monster 821 in Bologna right now, which means that the Italian motorcycle company also just released a ton of high-resoltuion photos of its new water-cooled baby Monster on the interwebs. Visually very...

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高級作弊

6月 28, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

DUCATI MONSTER 821 (2014-on) Review | MCN某班舉行期末考 40分鐘後班代交卷 並告訴監考老師說 因班導有交代事項需公佈在黑板上 監考官不疑有他 只見班代寫著: 1,5,7,8,11,12,13號同學考完請找 (A)lex老師 2,4,6,10,15號去B館集合 The 821 is equipped with three-level ABS which can be adjusted on the move with a closed throttle, and even turned off if you wish. It also benefits from a plethora of rider aids which Ducati groups together in the Ducati Safety Pack (DSP). You don't get ...

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