ducati 821 weight

我的家 笑一笑沒煩惱

5月 17, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Monster 821 Ducati Essentially Monster - Ducati - Bikes, Equipment, Accessories, Racing, Company, De小華在作文簿上寫道：「我的家有爸爸媽媽和我三個人，每天早上一出門，我們三人就分道揚鑣，各奔前程，晚上又殊途同歸。爸爸是建築師，每天在工地上比手劃腳；媽媽是售貨員，每天在商店招搖撞騙、來者不拒；我是學生，每天在教室目瞪口呆、充耳不聞。我的家三個成員臭氣相投，家中一團和氣。但我成績不好的時候，爸爸也同室Beyond its origins. Iconic style and ultimate riding pleasure. Discover the new Ducati Monster 821! ... Agility, frame and brakes A motorcycle with temperament and agility, 179,5 Kg (395,7lb) of weight plus a superb chassis to give you the best riding sen...

全文閱讀

---

大陸順口溜.越到後面越好笑~

5月 17, 2013

陳新白

kuso

DUCATI MONSTER 821 (2014-on) Review | MCN到了北京才知道官小，到了東北才知道膽小，到了上海才知道樓小，到了深圳才知道錢少，到了海南才知道身體不好，到了包廂才知道老婆老。一等美女飄洋過海，二等美女深圳珠海，三等美女留在上海，四等美女鄉下等待，五等美女下放勞改!男人是飛機：10歲模型機，不是真飛機；20歲直昇機，馬上就能起,30歲戰鬥機，靈活又The 821 is equipped with three-level ABS which can be adjusted on the move with a closed throttle, and even turned off if you wish. It also benefits from a plethora of rider aids which Ducati groups together in the Ducati Safety Pack (DSP). You don't get ...

全文閱讀

---

非常恐怖的軍中笑話

5月 17, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

2015 Ducati Monster 821 Review – First Ride說到當兵，就讓人聯想到鬼故事，剛好小弟也是在外島退役(馬祖南竿)，還記得那度日如年的日子，腦中只有單純的兩個願望，第一是趕快退伍回家，第二是用65K2在後勤官的腦袋上轟一個洞....不知不覺一晃眼一年過去，在我以為將平靜的結束我的軍旅生涯，卻發生了這麼一段靈異故事。時間是某一個下哨的深夜一點多，由於Probably the most significant difference affecting agility is the 821’s 1.2-inch-shorter wheelbase. The 821’s eight-pound weight advantage certainly helps, but the increased flickability of the smaller Monster is certainly a result of the reduced space be...

全文閱讀

---

夫妻看足球賽 18+

5月 17, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

First ride: Ducati Monster 821 review - Road Tests: First Rides - Visordown夫妻倆看奧運會足球賽，妻子興奮不已，抱老公撒嬌。妻子：老公，今晚你也要射我的門喔 !夫一把推開妻子老公：妳懂個屁啊，射自家門算輸，射別人的才算贏！妻子：％︿＠！＃＊！︿～＃TRACTION control, Bosch ABS, 112hp, loads of use-able torque and a price of under nine grand. Throw in the fact it's got a Ducati badge and the Monster 821 looks like a convincing package before I've got as far as starting the engine. It's not looking too...

全文閱讀

---

一女遭遇劫匪

5月 20, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

DUCATI HYPERMOTARD 821 - SC-PROJECT advanced exhaust technology一女遭遇劫匪，顫抖曰："大哥，我是某金控信貸業務，兩個月沒領獎金了，還剛被裁員，你看報導就知道了，真的沒有錢……"。劫匪聽後竟然痛哭流涕，"妹子，同行，俺原來是某金控徵審的，你拿好工牌，後面那幫搶劫是財富管理的，你放心，我們絕不搶自己人。 對了，邊上那條路不要走，那邊藏著DUCATI HYPERMOTARD 821 EXHAUST SC-PROJECT ... Slip-on silencer. In the slip-on line the specific link pipe is included in the kit....

全文閱讀

---

「我礙妳」 分手簡訊超瞎大調查

5月 17, 2013

連冷文

kuso

Monster 821 Ducati Essentially Monster - Ducati North America - Bikes, Equipment, Accessories, Racin「我礙妳」 分手簡訊超瞎大調查日期: 2009/08/22 情人節要到了，有網路業者逆向思考，做了一項分手金句調查，結果很有意思，網友選出很多瞎透了的分手台詞，其中以「我礙你」最經典，談戀愛時是我愛你，分手變成我「妨礙」你。MSN、手機簡訊、電話，通通都是要說晴天霹靂的分手消息，不敢當面講Beyond its origins. Iconic style and ultimate riding pleasure. Discover the new Ducati Monster 821! ... Monster – Art Since 1993 an icon and inspiration to the realm of visual and creative arts, the Monster is the face in the crowd, the lover and partner ...

全文閱讀

---

---