duke dumont - i got u

我送了香煙

4月 16, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Duke Dumont - I Got U (Official video) ft. Jax Jones - YouTube還有幾天就要開庭了,被告對自己的律師說:"這次如果輸了,我這一輩子就完了!我們給法官送一條高級香煙怎麼樣?""法官是個正直的人,他一向討厭香煙,更憎恨送禮的人,你還是不送的好"律師答到開庭日期終於到了,被告意外的勝訴了。走出法院,被告感激的對律師說:"謝謝你提醒我香煙的事"律師道:"如果你送了煙,我I GOT U I Got U is OUT NOW. Get it from iTunes: http://po.st/IGotU UK & North America Tour on sale: http://dukedumont.com/live/ Blasé Boys Club, Pt. 1 Pre-order: http://po.st/BBCPT1 Ocean Drive Out Now: http://smarturl.it/BBCPT1 Subscribe to Duke Dumont's...

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偷補龍蝦

4月 16, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Duke Dumont - I Got U [Lyrics] - YouTube警察在海邊抓到一個偷補龍蝦的難子,準備依法予以罰款懲戒...男子:"你說啥?阿我素犯甚麼法?這兩隻龍蝦是我的寵物,我帶他們出來散步ㄋㄟ!"警察:"我聽你在唬爛"男子:"真的拉,大人!他們超愛衝到海裡游泳的,只要我一吹口哨,就會游回來!"警察:"這我倒要瞧瞧了~"於是男子把手上兩只龍蝦拋到海裡...警Duke Dumont performed "I Got U" at BBC Radio 1 Live Lounge 2014. Adam Dyment (born 27 August 1982), better known by his stage name Duke Dumont, is a British DJ and music producer. He is best known for his single "Need U (100%)", which featured A*M*E and p...

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禮貌一點的說法

4月 16, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

I Got U by Duke Dumont | Free Listening on SoundCloud有個同學舉手和老師說：老師！我要大便 老師說：請用禮貌一點的說法說 同學：老師！我的屁股想吐Stream I Got U by Duke Dumont from desktop or your mobile device ... UK & North America Tour on sale: http://dukedumont.com/live/ Blasé Boys Club, Pt. 1 Pre-order: http://po.st/BBCPT1 Ocean Drive Out Now: http://smarturl.it/BBCPT1 Out now!...

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坦克

4月 16, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Duke Dumont - I Got U Lyrics | MetroLyrics小名:我想要買一台坦克。小胖:那就買啊!小名:但是我沒錢。小胖:用信用卡啊!小名:用信用卡要還錢，我怕還不起。小胖:怕甚麼，你有坦克啊!Lyrics to 'I Got U' by Duke Dumont. Ask me what I did with my life / I spent it with you / If I lose my fame and fortune / Really don't matter / As long as I...

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毛髒了會怎樣嗎

4月 16, 2013

蔡涵天

kuso

Duke Dumont - Official Site森林裡的熊和兔子是好朋友 有天雄在路邊大便,問兔子:欸兔子!如果你的毛髒了會怎樣嗎?兔子:不會啊!於是雄就把兔子拿來擦屁股The official Duke Dumont website. Visit for the latest updates. ... Sign me up for "Universal Recommends.." updates about new artists, exclusive promotions & new music similar to Duke Dumont. Sign me up for updates from carefully selected UMG Partners and...

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爛電腦

4月 16, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Duke Dumont - Ocean Drive Lyrics | MetroLyrics某女電腦故障打電話到售後服務部門,然後說:「你們的電腦怎麼這樣?爛得要死,只有"白癡"才會買你們的電腦!」客服回答:「很抱歉給您帶來的不便,也請您不要這樣批評自己,您的問題我們會盡快解決!」Lyrics to 'Ocean Drive' by Duke Dumont: Don't say a word while we danced with the devil ... We're riding down the boulevard We're riding into the dark night, night With half the tank and empty heart Pretending we're in love, when it's never enough...

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