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易燃物

8月 5, 2013

梁寒瑤

kuso

Celebrity Videos, Red Carpet Videos, Movie Trailers | E! Online易燃物老師問：「什麼是易燃物？」學生說：「我爸爸。」老師問：「為什麼？」學生說：「每一次我拿成積單回去，他馬上就發火。」不准通婚妻子和丈夫吵了架以後，氣憤地說：『我就是找了一個魔鬼也比嫁給你強！』丈夫立即回答：『你嫁不了魔鬼！法律規定，近親不准結婚......。』不甜的客人：『老板，這橘子甜不甜啊？E! Entertainment Television, LLC. A Division of NBCUniversal with news, shows, photos, and videos....

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標題 [趣事]學生真有創意

8月 5, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Breaking Celeb News, Entertainment News, and Celebrity Gossip | E! Online Canada我在國中教書今天上課分小隊這學期我規定每隊隊名裡面一定要有"動物"然後要在五個字以內之所以有字數的限制是因為之前有小隊取個史上無敵超霹靂麻辣旋風海綿寶寶他哥海綿體寶寶小隊 之類的隊名儘管很長很酷 但我還是很無情的簡稱他們是史上小隊讓他們一直該 為了避免這種困擾 所以才有字數限制創意就是在有限資源裡發Get the latest news on celebrity scandals, engagements, and divorces! Check out our breaking stories on Hollywood’s hottest stars! ... Your information may be shared with other NBCUniversal businesses and used to better tailor our services and advertising...

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好友小榮

8月 5, 2013

謝語蘭

kuso

Premier Moving Equipment | Home of the Original All Terrain Dolly老公這天提早下班，他回到家，赫然看到老婆衣衫不整坐在桌上，而且喘息得很厲害… 老公緊張的問：「老婆，你怎麼了？」 老婆：「我剛剛心臟病發作，很難過，才會把衣服弄得這麼亂…」 老公馬上跑出去正準備去找醫生時，在門口遇到了兒子…&nPerfect for moving digital pianos and organs, this dolly was created because I was sick of seeing broken pedal boards on digital pianos. While working large piano shows I was always seeing movers break the fragile pedal boards on digital pianos and keyboa...

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要炒飯又要吃雞

8月 5, 2013

林凝晴

kuso

Home | Dole.com一群好友聚會,情侶和夫妻共有五對,恩恩愛愛,你儂我儂.大夥一起吃晚餐的時候,蛋炒飯上來了.小紅對男友說:「我要炒飯.」嗯……炒飯.於是,其他人用很曖昧的眼光看著這一對小情侶說:「嗯…炒飯,炒飯,炒飯.」小紅這時候發現自己的語病,就很不好意思的低下頭.過沒多久To receive the latest news on nutrition, fitness, wellness and diet along with recipes and product info direct to your inbox, sign up for our FREE award winning newsletter, Dole ......

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報上所寫的事

8月 5, 2013

范姜孤桃

kuso

Amazon.com: Disney Pixar's Wall-E U-Command Remote Control Robot: Toys & Games『早報！早報！十五塊錢一份！』 一位男士買了一份報紙，然後對賣報生說： 『喂！這上面明明寫著十塊錢一份呀！』 『哦！你認為報上所寫的事，都是真的嗎﹖』 顧客打電話到餡餅店叫外賣 店員問：餡餅要切成四塊還是六塊 顧客說：四塊好了我想我吃不下六function vidpop(url) {win = window.open(url, DisneyShopping, width=595,height=430,scrollbars=no);win.focus(); false;}They'll be on track for plenty of fun with WALLE as they send him into a spin, or a figure 8, or any direction they like with their very-o...

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電燈泡

8月 5, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

Lawyer & Attorney Ratings : Find Rated Lawyers & Attorneys at Super Lawyers在英國，燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--Do not put that object into your mouth.意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中？英國人都有些白痴..告訴你，世事無絕對！有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視，我和他談到這件事，他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有說到Super Lawyers provides lawyer ratings of selected lawyers and helps you find the rated lawyer / attorneys in your location focused on all legal issues ... Super Lawyers Selection Process Patented by The United States Patent and Trademark Office In April 2...

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