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應徵女秘書

7月 31, 2013

葉迎蓮

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Passing Certification Exams Made Easy - Pass4sure - Leader of IT Certifications. Best Practice, Cert公司男經理要應徵女秘書，結果來了五位女生要應徵。 他叫主任叫她們一個一個進來問她們問題，為了測驗他們 性格，經理出了一個很簡單的題目：1+1=？ 這時第一位進來了，主任問道：「1+1=？」 她非常快速的回答：「2」 主任問經理這個人怎樣合適嗎？&nbEverything you need to prepare and quickly pass the tough certification exams the first time With Pass4Sure, you'll experience: Instant downloads, allowing you to study as soon as you complete your purchase High Success Rate, supported by our 99.3% ......

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出名地吝嗇

7月 31, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

China Easy Booking - Tailor make your own one-stop services !一對地主夫婦，出名地吝嗇。一天男的進城去，走著走著想上廁所，但轉念一想：這麼好的肥料可不能便宜了別人。於是一直憋著。後來實在憋不住了，找個廁所就上。可是也除了放幾個屁之外，什麼也沒有拉出來。於是心中得意不已。回到家裏，向老婆講述自已的經歷。誰知老婆一聽大怒：你這個敗家子，哪有你這樣過日子的，省下這幾Welcome to China Easy Booking - A one-stop China service booking center! Here you can easily book all kinds of personalized China services. With our service solution providers, your planning to China will be much more fast and convinient!...

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飆車族的誤會

7月 31, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

CityPASS - Official Site阿國星期天深夜一點多從附近的友人家烤肉回來，路上就在擔心這麼晚回家又適逢週末，要是遇到飆車族該怎麼辨啊？好死不死，就遇到前面至少一百多輛的飆車族正緩緩行駛，周圍並沒有車輛敢超車。阿國也很害怕，只好跟在車隊後面緩緩騎著。過了約二十分鐘，陸續有幾百人也從後加入了車隊後面這行列.........。這時，阿See The Best & SAVE CityPASS is a booklet of admission tickets to the best attractions in a single city. You'll save up to 50% compared to combined regular box office prices. Skip ticket lines Save time with easy access at most attractions. Once you have ...

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好有殺氣的提問，完全融入台灣社會啊

7月 31, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

London Pass - Official Site話說班上的外籍生頗多 所以在課餘之時老師有交代 要好好的教外國人中文 今天中午大家聚餐 有個俄羅斯正妹同學想學學閩南語 她問 什麼是貢三小(不知道從哪學來的) 強者我同學想了一想 說:嗯 類似英文的 what are you talking about吧&nbSightseeing in London? Free entry to +60 London attractions plus Fast Track Entry with The LONDON PASS®. Learn more and buy your Pass here. ... A Thames river cruise is without doubt one of the best ways to see London, weaving through the heart of the cit...

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以前提到結婚想到天長地久；現在提到結婚..

7月 31, 2013

謝半松

kuso

EasyJet - Official Site以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。以前提到結婚，想到「天長地久」；現在提到結婚，想到「能撐多久」。當初會結婚，說是「看上眼」；後來會離婚，說是「看走眼」。婚前，愛情是神話；婚後，愛情是笑話。男人花錢，是為了讓女人高興；女人花錢，是因為男人讓她不高興。嫁入「豪門」，要懂得Book cheap flights at the official easyJet.com site for guaranteed best prices to over 130 destinations. Online check-in, allocated seating available on all flights. ... easyJet Airline Company Limited is an appointed representative of Mondial Assistance ...

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老公考試卷

7月 31, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Craps - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia中國女生錄取老公試卷?本試卷?全國女生招錄老公統一考試試卷，各省(自治區、直轄市，計劃單列市，不含港、澳、臺地區)均須使用此卷，不得自行命題。 這一條我就有意見了，為什麼台灣同胞不能參加啊？你說說看啊～?由於法律未規定同性婚姻合法，故報名參加考試者均須?男性。若女性報名，須於開始考試前，到There are many local variants of the calls made by the stickman for rolls during a craps game. These often incorporate a reminder to the dealers as to which bets to pay or collect. Rolls of 4, 6, 8, and 10 are called "hard" or "easy" (e.g. "six the hard w...

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