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一封發錯的簡訊

6月 21, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

EZSchoolPay這幾天心情不好，晚上我呆在家裏無聊，給我以前的一個女朋友發了 一條簡訊，簡訊內容如下：「寶貝，幹什麼呢，晚上出來陪陪我啊，雖然是冬天，但是我好熱啊 ，我知道你會給我解熱的，我在微閣美麗城等你啊。」但是由於本人精神不集中，按了群組鍵，本人電話本C.P186人（親人30人，朋友101人，戰友16人，同事Easy Simply register and you're ready to go. Already a member? Just sign in! Convenient Available anywhere, anytime you have a computer with internet access. Avoid lost checks and trips to school by paying online. We accept payments for school meals and ....

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誠實的老婆

6月 21, 2013

劉秋曼

kuso

DoItYourself.com - Official Site有一對夫妻在馬路上開車超速，結果被交通警察攔阻下來。那男的就問：『警察先生，有什麼問題？』警察就說：『你的車超速，你開到時速75公里了，可是這條馬路只能開55公里喔！』那男的就解釋說：『警察先生，沒有那麼快啦~~~我只開到65耶！！』在一旁的老婆就說：『老公！！你明明是開到80公里啊！』老公聽到以後Do it yourself home improvement and diy repair at Doityourself.com. Includes home improvement projects, home repair, kitchen remodeling, plumbing, electrical, painting, real estate, and decorating. ... Gmail Users: Make Sure You Receive Your Newsletter! T...

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有一個醉漢！ 他剛好在看報紙！

6月 21, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

ParentPay - ParentPay有一個醉漢！ 他剛好在看報紙！看到一則廣告！ 是這樣寫的：=====================徵一位勇者 能夠幫我做３件事。我給他１年份的酒喝。=====================這時醉漢看到！馬上去找這一位登廣告的人！原來他是一位有錢的好野人！好野人：你就你那位勇者嗎？！醉漢：是的！就ParentPay is the market leader in online payment for schools. We provide payments, income management and dinner money administration (inc. Universal Free School Meals)for schools, authorities and caterers ... Use our school online payment system to make ....

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手機鈴聲

6月 21, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Gumroad - Official Site同事老王雖年近40，卻童心未泯，買了新手機，還將所有儲存的電話都設置了不同的個性鈴聲。 這樣一來，每個人給老王打電話，手機都會發出不同的和絃鈴聲。週末，我和老王及其他兩位同事一塊兒去公司附近的酒家聚餐。菜還沒上，老王的手機便響起了一段歡快的小夜曲。 老王點了點頭，說：&ldquoHelp Center How to use Gumroad and contact us for support. Resource Center Guides and case studies to improve your sales and marketing chops. Blog The latest feature updates, creator stories, and selling trends. Login...

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電腦名詞與喝酒的關係

6月 21, 2013

何憶青

kuso

An easy way to pay, purchase, and save – Google Wallet大家喝的是啤酒，這時你入座了……你給自己倒了杯可樂，這叫低配置。你給自已倒了杯啤酒，這叫標準配置。你給自己倒了杯茶水，這茶的顏色還跟啤酒一樣，這叫木馬。你給自己倒了杯可樂，還滴了幾滴醋，不僅顏色跟啤酒一樣，而且不冒熱氣還有泡，這叫超級木馬。你的同事給你倒了杯白酒，這叫推薦An easier way to pay. Google Wallet makes it easy to pay - in stores, online or to anyone in the US with a Gmail address. It works with any debit or credit card, on every mobile carrier. Watch the video Get it on Google Play Download on the App Store...

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便便-老年癡呆

6月 21, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Forex Trading | easy-forex便便某天三兄弟在公園裡散步時看見路中間有坨東西"看起來像便便！"大哥說 "我最好檢查一下" 他彎下深吸了一口氣 "聞起來像便便！"二哥走上前去把手指插進去感覺 "摸起來像便便" 他說。三弟戳了一下放進嘴裡然後說 "嘗起來也像便便！"三兄弟終於鬆了口氣說 "幸好我們沒有踩到它!"老年癡呆有一天小明帶著Get ready to trade with easy-forex! We work hard to make trading easy and provide our customers full support as they trade. Start trading now! ... By Clicking "OK" you confirm that: - You acknowledge that Transactions in Forex instruments is risky and may...

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