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幹嘛活到 85歲

5月 2, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

eat - definition of eat by The Free Dictionary幹嘛活到 85歲? 有個65歲的老頭子，拿著全部過關的健康檢查報告，頗滿意的問醫生：「以65歲的年紀來說，已經挺不錯了吧？你覺得我可以活到85嗎？」醫生問：「我不知道 --- 你喝不喝酒、抽不抽煙、嗑不嗑藥.....？？？！！！」老先生回答：「對！除了上教堂、聖誕節偶爾喝點紅酒，20多歲後eat (ēt) v. ate (āt), eat·en (ēt′n), eat·ing, eats v.tr. 1. a. To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption. b. To take in and absorb as food: a plant that eats insects; a cell that eats bacteria. c. To include habitually or by preferenc...

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三種學生

5月 2, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Eat24 - Official Site甲：「我們班有三種學生。」乙：「哪三種？」甲：「第一種是留級的『留學生』。第二種是他爸交了很多錢才來上的『高財生』。第三種是上課特睏的『特睏生』」。乙：「哦。」衰退、蕭條、恐慌一個大學生請一位著名的經濟學家給衰退、蕭條、恐慌等詞下個定義。專家回答︰「這不難。衰退時人們需要把腰帶束緊。蕭條時就很難買到You love food — particularly the eating part. Order EAT24 today. Have leftovers tomorrow. Did you just solve dinner twice? Yes you did. Order food online. | Serving: SF, LA, NYC, Boston, Chicago, Seattle, Miami, San Diego, Dallas, Austin, Houston, Philly,...

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艾爾普藍星

5月 2, 2013

彭靜菱

kuso

Eat Drink Chic某一次的地科課上宇宙我們和老師說有一天他的朋友就指著天空問朋友:「你知道那顆最亮的彗星叫甚麼名字」老師:「不知道?哪顆?」朋友:「就是那顆最閃的，而且還一閃一閃」老師:「那不是飛機?」朋友:「那是飛機沒錯!也叫艾爾普藍星」老師:「飛機就飛機幹嘛叫艾爾普藍星」朋友:「因為 airplane阿!」這些都Style inspiration, D.I.Y & free stationery printables for parties, entertaining, weddings, the home, gifts, food, fashion & more, created by Amy Moss. ... The very popular “Sweet New Year" Calendar has been updated for 2015 and is now available for downlo...

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阿伯人生傳

5月 2, 2013

連元柳

kuso

eat. live. travel. write | culinary adventures, near and far阿伯人生傳(真的很好笑)~~~~ 連貫起來【阿伯笑話】 一天，一位阿伯聽說麥當勞的東西很有名，便起了個大早，到麥當勞去吃早餐，負責點餐的工讀生小妹問：「請問這位先生需要什麼？阿伯道：「給我一個滿福堡！」小妹又問：「先生。你要加蛋嗎？」阿伯道：「好呀！」小妹說：「加蛋要多十塊喔！」阿伯很驚訝culinary adventures, near and far ... Those smiles up there ^^^ You can’t fake that. It was a wonderful way to wrap up my Food Revolution Day Week 2015! I hosted five classes at my school spreading the word about food education via Jamie Oliver’s awesome ...

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談戀愛

5月 2, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

Let them eat cake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一對男女正在吃晚餐…那個女生一直問那個男生：你愛不愛我？男生看了女生一眼又繼續吃晚餐女生很生氣又再問了一次：你愛不愛我？男生終於說：愛女生又問：那你要怎麼證明？忽然男生從口袋裡拿了三十元出來，且問女生：你有沒有十元？女生拿了十元給了男生…男生就把四十元放在桌上過了一會兒"Let them eat cake" is the traditional translation of the French phrase "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", supposedly spoken by "a great princess" upon learning that the peasants had no bread. Since brioche was made from dough enriched with butter and eggs, ...

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人嚇人，嚇死人

5月 2, 2013

小安

kuso

Eat Pray Love (2010) - IMDb人嚇人，嚇死人女子下了夜班準備回家去，後面一男子尾隨圖謀不軌。女子甚怕，路過墳地，靈機一動，對墳墓說：「爸爸，我回來了，開門啊。」男子大懼，哇哇大叫奔逃。女子心安，正要離開，忽然從墳墓中傳來陰森森的聲音：「閨女，你又忘了帶鑰匙啊。」女子驚駭，也哇哇奔逃。這時從墳墓裡鑽出個盜墓的說：「靠，耽誤我工作，Directed by Ryan Murphy. With Julia Roberts, I. Gusti Ayu Puspawati, Hadi Subiyanto, Billy Crudup. A married woman realizes how unhappy her marriage really is, and that her life needs to go in a different direction. After a painful divorce, she takes off ...

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