ebay購物網站

薄餅

4月 16, 2013

陳巧芹

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eBay India - Official Site          不良醫生對ㄚ龜說：你患了一種很奇特的傳染病，我們院方不得不要將你跟其他的病人隔離。  ㄚ龜：這麼嚴重啊！  不良醫生：放心！我們除了決定將你送入隔離的加護病房外，我們還會定時送薄餅給你吃的！  ㄚ龜：Online shopping mall to buy and sell by auction. Includes classifieds listing of products....

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奶瓶餵大

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

eBay - Official Site      動物園管理員對遊客說：「不必害怕，這頭獅子非常溫馴，牠是用奶瓶餵大的。」  遊客：「我也是用奶瓶餵大的，但是我現在也喜歡吃肉。」     Buy and sell electronics, cars, fashion apparel, collectibles, sporting goods, digital cameras, baby items, coupons, and everything else on eBay, the world's online marketplace ... Discover two tickets to the 2015 French Open women’s singles final, a sign...

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分給弟弟吃

4月 16, 2013

梁寄瑤

kuso

Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | eBay      爸爸：「小毛，你吃糖為什麼不分給弟弟吃呢？ 你看老母雞找到小蟲，都會給小雞吃，你應該學習母雞的愛心啊！」小毛：「我會的，爸爸您放心！如果我找到小蟲，也會給弟弟吃。」     Buy and sell electronics, cars, fashion apparel, collectibles, sporting goods, digital cameras, baby items, coupons, and everything else on eBay, the world's online marketplace ... Bring your work and entertainment wherever you go! Most high quality table...

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一時喝醉

4月 16, 2013

王映夏

kuso

patagonia | eBay - Electronics, Cars, Fashion, Collectibles, Coupons and More | e        長得又胖又安全的中年婦人，跑到交通警察面前說：「有個無聊男子一直在後面跟蹤我。」 警察對中年婦人打量了一下，「我想他可能一時喝醉了，等一下就沒事了！」     Find great deals on eBay for patagonia patagonia womens. Shop with confidence. ... This is the median price based on sales of this product in the same condition from all listings on ebay.com in the past 14 days, or if there are any insufficient number of ...

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受騙的滋味

4月 16, 2013

蔡若藍

kuso

eBay:        一位生命垂危的先生在交待遺囑... 先生：臨死前，我有一個心願，妳能為我做到嗎？ 妻子：是什麼心願？你儘管說，我一定幫你完成 先生：我死後，希望妳嫁給隔壁的老王 妻子：為什麼？ 先生：那個混帳東Find out what's inside these eBay Stores...

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草莓與人類

4月 16, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

eBay.co.uk - Official Site有一天，草莓和人類走在路上，突然有一台車衝了過來，草苺被撞死了，人類就笑她說:「哈哈!草莓醬!」草莓聽了很生氣，便詛咒他說:「詛咒你一定被車撞到!!詛咒你一定被車撞到!!......」不久人類果然被撞死了，草莓笑他說:「哈哈!!人渣!!」Buy and sell electronics, cars, fashion apparel, collectibles, sporting goods, digital cameras, baby items, coupons, and everything else on eBay, the world's online marketplace ... The noise of happy people is unmistakable. Unexplained laughter vibrates t...

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