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Seattle Photographer Editorial & Corporate Photography | Daniel Sheehan Commercial Photographers Sea護士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走過去小聲叮囑說:「小心肝!」 病人微笑道:「小寶貝。」Seattle photographers - creative editorial, corporate portraits, annual reports, Corporate Event Photography by a Pulitzer-Prize winning Photojournalist and commercial photographers Seattle WA ... Seattle Photographers, Photojournalists, Editorial, Corpor...
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Corporate Photographers Seattle | Photojournalist Editorial Portrait Photography | Photographer Dani 一位都市佬到鄉下看到一為農夫在擠牛乳,因都市佬急著趕路,便問農夫現在幾點了?農夫摸了摸牛的乳房,便說:大約是十一點十五分都市佬覺得不可思議就問農夫為何摸一摸牛的乳房就知道時間了?農夫又說:來,你蹲下來,我教你.....你只要把牛的乳房移開一些,就可以看到對面山丘上教堂前的Seattle photographers, photojournalist, editorial photographer for creative corporate portrait photography, corporate events photographer Daniel Sheehan...
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Editorial Photography某女上大學不久,就寫信給媽媽叫寄錢。 理由是:新交男友,約會6次,所有衣服都穿過了,要再買一件。 媽媽回信:換男友,從頭開始!Editorial Photography from various international fashion magazines, as well as originally photographed Design Scene stories. ... Design Scene is the main page of print magazine D'SCENE. Our print magazine D'SCENE unifies our family of web destinations Mal...
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Mariella Furrer Photography某天小陳上班時接到一通電話,小陳講兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去請假。 小陳:經理!我要請假!我老婆要生孩子。 經理:好的!你快去! 於是小陳二話不說,飛也似的就走了。 二十分鐘後,小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了。 經理看到他就問:怎麼這麼快就回來了?生男的還是女的? 小陳:要十個月後才知道…&helMariella Furrer. Africa based photographer specializing in social & documentary photography/reportage....
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