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乳字的含義

7月 3, 2013

林慕夢

kuso

FIFA - Official Site乳字的含義一小學老師在和學生解釋「乳」字的含義：乳即是小的意思，比如乳鴿、乳豬等，並要求小明用乳字造句。 小明：因為現在房價太高了，所以我家只能買得起50平方米的乳房。老師大汗，說：「再造一個！」小明：我年紀太小，連一米寬的乳溝都跳不過去！老師再次大汗：說再造一個！小明：老師我真的想不出來The FIFA President's latest column plus analysis, features and photos. The FIFA Weekly appears every week on Friday as a print edition and an online magazine. We bring you up to date on the biggest stars, the best goals and the hottest topics....

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愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受

7月 3, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

Visit Seoul - Mario Outlet愛情是享受，婚姻是忍受 十個男人九個風流，十個女人，只有一個能讓男人風流 當男人喜歡一個女人的時候，他就會表現出風度； 當女人知道那個男人喜歡自己的時候，她就索求無度 女人先表現自己大方，男人就不敢小氣 人生的三大悲劇：美人會老、愛情會冷、婚姻會舊&Children's wear at Mario Outlet's second location (2F) Mario Outlet's new third location Mario Outlet's new third location is a hybrid between a western-style mall on the basement floors and a department store on the upper floors.The foreign luxury fashio...

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同學說我才是詐騙集團

7月 3, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Seoul travel guide - Wikitravel同學說我才是詐騙集團前天meeting前...接到了一通沒有來電顯示的電話...一個操著很重的大陸口音女子打來的...女：你在幹麻？我：你...你是那位？女：你不記得我啦？怎麼才點小感冒你就認不出我來了...(太老套了～一聽就知道是詐騙的)我：哦！！(驚喜狀)愛莉絲啊！！！女：對啦～我：最近在幹麻～In Seoul, you can visit most places by using the subway system, the second most used metro transportation system in the world. There are currently a total of 17 lines (nine numbered lines plus a smattering of named suburban lines), all distinguished by di...

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讓老師瞪眼的回答

7月 3, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Seoul Synergy | "Promote fitness, friendship and international relationships. The club provides info讓老師瞪眼的回答 老師：「一隻盒子有幾條邊？」學生：「兩條邊～裡邊和外邊。」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊ 老師：「你的題為《搶救親人》的作文怎麼連一個標點符號也沒有？」學生：「那麼急的事怎麼能停頓呢？」 ＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊By Michael Wright & Brian Longbotham Seoul Synergy Members Top Podium at Team’s 1st Olympic Distance Triathlon of Season Congratulations to Mark Jorgensen, Kelly McCauley, Peter Hill, Megan Marion and Staci Slick Gash for their podium finishes, coming ......

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總統給處女的一封信

7月 3, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Visit Seoul - National Museum of Korean Contemporary History教授在課堂上存心開女同學的玩笑… 教授：「最近有篇報導， 我國的成年女性有９０％不是處女，總統先生對這種事實感到不可思議， 因此寄信給其他１０％保有處女之身的女性。各位女同學，你們知道總統信中寫些什麼嗎？」 大家都搖頭說不知道。   教授：「真的Second floor exhibit : Korea's Historical Treasure Warehouse State of the art information and culture technologies The National Museum of Korean Contemporary Museum has been designed to take advantage of state-of-the-art information technology (IT) and cu...

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兩個外國人吵架的內容過程

7月 3, 2013

陳新白

kuso

Seoul - New World EncyclopediaA: Hello!哈囉B: Hello?哈囉A: Hello!Hello! Did u hear me?哈囉！聽的到嗎？B: Who is this?你是誰？A: Hey! Turn the (消音)ing TV down!喂！把你的電視關掉！B: Who is this? Hello?你是誰？喂？Seoul sits in northwest South Korea, comprising 605.52km² of area while roughly bisected into northern and southern halves by the Han River. Eight mountains border the city, as well as the more level lands of the Han River plain. Climate In common with th...

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