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鄉下的決鬥

5月 31, 2013

黃友陽

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Elvis Presley - Official Site鄉下的決鬥話說從前從前，在城市裡面有一位年輕人練了一身好槍法，但是卻無從發洩於是呢，這位年輕人就坐車到了鄉下以會飛會跑的動物為主來施展他的槍法碰！！年輕人的第一槍就打中了一隻兔子正當他高興的要去回收戰利品時忽然一位農夫走了出來農夫說：年輕人，這隻兔子死在我的土地上，所以是屬於我的年輕人看了傻了，很不Elvis.com is the Official Website of Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll ... Elvis Presley is a trademark of The Estate of Elvis Presley, LLC...

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福爾摩斯和華生去露營

5月 31, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Elvis Presley - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有天福爾摩斯和華生去野外露營，然後晚上他們建起帳篷就睡覺了半夜的時候....福爾摩斯把華生搖醒，並慎重的問華生說：「你現在看到了什麼？」華生回答：「我現在看到數百萬顆星星。」福爾摩斯又問：「那你可以推論出什麼？」華生思考了一下並說：「如果說星星之間有個行星，若行星跟地球一樣的話，也許會有生物存在..Elvis Aaron Presley[a] (January 8, 1935 – August 16, 1977) was an American singer and actor. Regarded as one of the most significant cultural icons of the 20th century, he is often referred to as "the King of Rock and Roll", or simply, "the King". Presley...

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哪個老婆比較厲害

5月 30, 2013

王映夏

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Elvis Australia : Official Elvis Presley Fan Club : www.elvis.com.au哪個老婆比較厲害老婆一夜未睡。第二天來到一家私人偵探社，甩下2000元，委託私家偵探收集花心丈夫出軌的所有證據。過了一周，老公收到一張法院的傳票，老婆起訴要離婚。最後丈夫被判決敗訴，房子、財產1/2盡歸老婆。------>這是個美國老婆。老婆一夜未睡。第二天，老婆上午到美髮店做個離子燙，下午做面膜，Elvis Australia / www.elvis.com.au has the latest Elvis Presley news, reviews, articles and interviews. 'Something for everybody', we have an Elvis SongDataBase, Elvis Presley biography, Elvis videos, Elvis photos. Available via our online Shop we have a ...

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來給我買單

5月 30, 2013

黃懷雙

kuso

For Elvis Fans Only : Elvis Presley news, reviews, interviews, video and articles今天是週末，我們高中同學要在天安酒店搞一次同學聚會。自從畢業後，好多同學都混得有模有樣，我卻默默無聞，在一家工廠當製圖員，每月和丈夫一起靠著不多的收入共同撐著這個家。我本不打算去，可禁不起同學們的一片盛情，只好答應。丈夫正在幫兒子復習功課，兒子就要上初中了，為了上一所好中學，這段時間丈夫沒少操心，東Welcome to For Elvis Fans Only for all Elvis Presley news, reviews, articles and interviews. We have Elvis videos, Elvis photos and an Elvis SongDataBase (Lyrics and more). For all fans we have an online Elvis Shop with a huge selection of Elvis CDs, FTD ...

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可怕的微軟新注音，可以讓人變成變態的利器！

5月 30, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

News - Elvis Presley Official Web Site『夜來襄，妳說妳教音樂，是哪方面？』朋友問 『就平時交肛琴，禮拜六日在教會工作』我答 『妳..妳..是說教鋼琴嗎?』對方有點遲疑 『對阿...』我說 『喔..那~在教會是在做什麼工作阿？』對方又問 『就袋屍斑，領屍之類的...』我回答 『對Elvis.com is the Official Website of Elvis Presley, the King of Rock and Roll ... Upcoming FTD Releases - September 15th, 2014 - Ready for Pre-Ordering The new Follow That Dream September releases have been made available for pre-order - and are slated to...

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坐牢的原因

5月 30, 2013

張千梅

kuso

Elvis Presley Photos : Elvis Presley as you have never seen him before. ElvisPresleyphotos.com有一天，牢裡來了一個新的犯人，舊的問新的：「哎，你犯了什麼罪啊？」「哦，沒什麼，我只不過在一個禁止釣魚的地方炸魚，後來水面上就浮上來幾條魚。」舊的說：「這樣就坐牢了？」新的說：「我還沒說完呢，跟著浮上來還有6個潛水員。」Elvis Presley as you have never seen him before with thousans of photos of Elvis on vactation, at Graceland, in private, in concert, his last vactaion in Hawaii, with family and friends, on the Lisa Marie, we have it all. Pictures. And with it photos of P...

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