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世界上最大威力的一句話

1月 11, 2013

郭靖萍

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Embed Content On Any Site - Embedly makes your content more engaging and easier to share |60多年前，一個朋友給我講了一個笑話，把我笑翻了，後來由於肚子太疼進了醫院。醫生給我做手術前，問我 爲什麼笑成這樣，我就講給他聽。他聽後狂笑不止，最後竟然笑死了。 我被送上了法庭。法官讓我把那個笑話講出來，由陪審團判定是否與過失殺人的事實要件符合，我要求簽訂免責合同。法官宣佈休庭，一天後重新開庭，宣Embedly delivers the ultra-fast, easy to use products and tools for richer sites and apps. ... API With the Embedly API you can get great content, make it beautiful, and understand how people use it. For any company on the web, this will build a more enga...

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神人品酒師

1月 11, 2013

何新冬

kuso

Embed | Define Embed at Dictionary.com一家釀酒廠的品酒師去世了，酒廠經理開始物色新品酒師，發出啟事、廣納賢才。一個衣衫襤褸、面容邋遢的醉漢跑到酒廠來說要應聘。經理當下就看醉漢很不爽，心想該怎麼樣才能把他打發走。他讓人拿來一杯酒，醉漢拿來喝了一口便說：「麝香葡萄酒，三年醇，葡萄生在北坡，用大木桶釀製。雖屬低檔，但質量也還可以接受。」「完全Histology. to infiltrate (a biological tissue) with molten paraffin or other plastic material that later solidifies, enabling the preparation to be sliced very thin for viewing under a ......

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少一個字母差很大！

1月 11, 2013

何憶青

kuso

Video LightBox - Embed video to your website with beautiful Lightbox effect!在台北的一對夫妻，計劃利用春假到墾丁渡假。 老公因為公務出勤，先行南下高雄。 公務結束，就在附近訂房，等老婆前來。 老公一住進旅館，便用手提電腦，寄了封E-mail給太太。 粗心的老公在收件人住址欄少打了一個字母。 這封電子信陰錯陽差的， 送到一位剛New Bamboo, Scroll, Bookmark, Ionosphere, Turquoise, Monochrome, Route, Ghost, Metro, Modern, Prime Time, Catalyst, Dominion, Android, IPhone, Cloud, Dark Glass, Windows ... Embed flv, mp4, 3gp video files Compatible with portable devices (iPhone, iPad .....

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公司應酬到酒店，我跟老婆坦白，沒想到老婆竟然.....

1月 10, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

舒伯特 軍隊進行曲 - YouTube廖芠稜古典鋼琴專業音樂教室〝經典曲目詮釋〞www.wenlinpiano.com­/html/front/bin/ptlist.phtml?Category=37­8069 played by Peter Friis Johansson 他真的抓到此曲精髓, 彈得很細膩...

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男朋友今天居然拿一張「保證書」給我簽字？

1月 10, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

Free Games For Your Website  With the following embed code you can add this game to your website in a matter of seconds. Simply copy and paste the code into your website's HTML code and the game will be pulled from our servers and displayed on your website....

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要是有人敢吃這包零食...那我就叫他一生爸

1月 10, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

My StoryMaker : Carnegie Library of PittsburghThere was a cat, and a dog, and a blue guy, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree. There was a cat, and a dog, and a blue guy, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree, and a tree. There was a cat, and a dog, and a blue guy, and a tree, and a tree, and...

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