engine oil

你要取名『添丁』嗎？

4月 11, 2013

謝盼柳

kuso

Engine Oil, Motor Oil and Car Engine Oils from the largest UK independent online supplier of Perform在連生三個女兒後，老莫的太太又懷孕了，可是醫生診視後，發現仍是一個女嬰。太太怨道：「都是你平常一直『嘀咕』啦！」老莫一臉委屈：「我嘀咕什麼了？」太太：「你不是說如果是男胎，你要取名『添丁』嗎？」老莫：「是啊！怎麼樣？」太太：「別忘了我們姓『莫』啊！」女：「我初戀的男友，是賣牛肉麵的，他和別人結婚後，Engine Oil, Motor Oil and Car Engine Oils from Opie Oils-the largest independent online supplier of Performance Oils in the UK ... Find the Right Product Fast! Service Kits, Oils & Parts Matched to your specific vehicle We know that when buying anything ....

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屁股

4月 11, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Car Motor Oil By Grade | Petrol Engine Oil | Diesel Engine Oil幼稚園的老師在黑板上畫了一個蘋果，問小朋友：「老師畫的是什麼？？」小朋友一致回答：「屁股！」老師又問道：「再仔細看看。」「還是屁股。」小朋友異口同聲回答。老師被氣哭了！！園長知道了，趕快來到了教室，批評小朋友：「你們怎麼把老師氣哭了呢？」他一轉身，看到了黑板，大怒道：「誰？？ 這是誰畫的！！ 是誰在Find the RIGHT ENGINE / MOTOR OIL for your engine with Opie We stock a massive range of motor / engine oils for any car, we carry oils for all budgets from A to B daily drivers to high performance super cars All of our Motor / Engine Oil is hand picked by...

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那兒高就

4月 11, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Engine Oil at AutoZone.com - Best Engine Oil Parts for Cars, Trucks & SUVS小明應邀到小天做客，他邊吃飯邊問：「您大哥現那兒高就啊？」「開一家私人醫院！」「那二哥呢？」「開一家葬儀社！」「那麼老三呢？」「開一家肉鋪，今天這個肉就是他送來的！」小明聽了，連忙放下筷子 ☆◎＊♂※♀！Shop for Engine Oil products with confidence at AutoZone.com. Parts are just part of what we do. ... AutoZone carries hundreds of thousands of parts and accessories. Select your Year, Make, Model and Engine to find those that fit your vehicle....

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有蚊子叮我

4月 11, 2013

彭香珍

kuso

Car Bibles : The Engine Oil Bible一妻子喜歡房事，只要丈夫一閉上眼睛，她就會不斷地翻身揮手加以阻擾，丈夫問：「妳為什麼不睡覺呢？」「有蚊子叮我，睡不著嘛！」妻子撒嬌地回答。丈夫一聽她的語氣，自然明瞭她的意思，於是便與她相好，妻子滿足了之後，便安穩的睡覺。丈夫望著自已的寶貝，不禁感嘆道：「與它相處幾十年，竟不知它居然有這等好本事。」「The engine oil Bibles, covering everything you need to know about engine or motor oil including viscosity, friction reducers, additives, oil types, sludge, SAE and API classifications and ratings, what all the codes and markings mean, how your engine oil ...

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綁匪與十二星座

4月 11, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Engine Oil - Euro Car Parts | The UK's Number 1 Provider of Car Parts Onlin白羊座綁匪：星期日把錢放到西郊馬路邊第二個垃圾箱內……羊羊：西郊？不如去東郊！你知道嗎？東郊有座山，山勢很險，很刺激……綁匪已經準備好行囊去東郊過周末了。金牛座綁匪：星期日把錢放到西郊馬路邊第二個垃圾箱內……牛牛：好We stock a large range of top quality Car Engine Oils for any make and model of car. Enter your reg number today and buy your compatible engine oil online today....

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試穿衣服

4月 11, 2013

謝半松

kuso

Engine Oil at RallySportDirect.com在一家女裝店裡，一位年輕的先生枯坐著等待他太太試穿衣服。十五分鐘過去，他太太總共試穿了五套衣服，當他太太再度由更衣室出來時，他上下打量了太太一番後，說道：「很好，很好，這件衣服很合身，就買這件吧！」「親愛的，我們今天出門時，我穿的就是這件。」View the latest Engine Oils including Redline at RallySportDirect.com. We offer customer reviews, product videos and Free Shipping. ... Free Shipping offer applies to orders over $200.00 to the 48 states via UPS Ground or USPS Priority. Offer Excludes shi...

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