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Jokes in English for the ESL/EFL Classroom - Short Jokes (I-TESL-J)無論戲裡戲外,一向給人內斂、寡言的張孝全,首次挑戰由陳玉勳導演的古裝喜劇電影《健忘村》即將在農曆春節上映,顛覆過去深情王子的形象,飾演健忘村民的一員,即使全身刻意搞得髒兮兮,展現難得一見的幽默喜感,化身喜劇之王,依然帥氣迷人!新年之初,讓張孝全與你相伴! 第一次採訪張孝全是2006年,當時第一次看了Newest Jokes | Short Jokes | Riddles | Puns | Long Jokes | Misuse of English Short Jokes The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, h...

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Good Jokes. Funny short stories and tales▲沒被過肩摔過膩?(source:youtube) 日前一名便利商店店員上臉書社團「靠北奧客」發表一篇文章,內容寫到某天晚上十點多,接近交班時有三名夜校下課的學生吵鬧的走進便利商店,一進店裡就將包包亂丟在座位區之後又在整間店裡嬉戲,先是跑去茶葉蛋區「挑蛋」,把除了自己挑出來之外的全部都弄到破掉,再到Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language: 1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However,...

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English Jokes, Short Jokes, Jokes in English▲兩人為了眉毛小事爭執不停(source:youtube) 日前一名陸女陳小姐想在自己臉上紋上清秀的韓系眉毛,她還特別選了店家最貴的方案,沒想到做出來顏色略顯太深,但店家解釋這樣可以撐比較久?然而過了一陣子後顏色仍然未退去,陳小姐決定將它給「洗一洗」!沒想到這一洗就不得了了...瞬間變成了海苔眉!或Read the best English Jokes, SMS Jokes, Short Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Jokes in English, Funny Sms ... Pakistani Jokes Urdu Jokes Funny Paki Jokes Sweet Desi Jokes Gandhi Jokes...

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Short English Jokes | Laugh Along At The British▲就是愛吃嫩草~(source:hinews、珍愛網) 年過50的吳姓男子日前登報徵婚要求內容包括「19~29歲」「恐龍及無誠勿試」,一名許姓女子前來應徵,兩人進而交往,兩人交往後許女要求多樣禮物包括名牌女鞋、精品眼鏡等總值55萬元,但拿到禮物後沒過多久卻人間蒸發! 吳男發現許女人間蒸發後怒上法庭提Will and Guy's collection of short English jokes. What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man? Park in it, of course....

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Funny English joke to help you learn English▲兩人出面道歉了...(source:youtube) 日前越南林志玲「海倫清桃」被爆出「所有資料都是假的」,包括年齡、身世、婚姻、學歷全部都是假的!海倫清桃曾宣稱自己14歲來台灣依親,花了短短8個月考上景美女中,還歷歷在目的指出因口音被同學嘲笑,但事實證明他根本沒讀過景美女中。 ▲很Q喔~~(soFunny English joke and Short English joke with explation to improve your English skill ... Let's laugh while you learn. English jokes are proved to be another effective way to pratice your reading skills. If you want to understand the joke, you will have ...

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Jokes in English (Text and MP3 Files for ESL/EFL)日前一名醫生在臉書上po文表示接到一名病患疑似下體疼痛就醫,當醫生拿到病患的資料時發現上面著麼寫的:「洗澡時用毛巾擦拭睪丸,不慎擦到破皮故入ER,疼痛指數8」醫生看完笑了出來:「我好想好想好想知道他用什麼毛巾來擦,還是不小心抓到菜瓜布?垢到底多厚???擼這麼大力到睪丸破皮,可以叫“薄皮脆About "Jokes in English (MP3 Files)" This is a series of jokes that I ran as a podcast. That's the reason each MP3 file ends with a link to this web site....

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