english jokes short

小時候曾經做過的事

1月 8, 2013

林若綠

kuso

Jokes in English for the ESL/EFL Classroom - Short Jokes (I-TESL-J) 小時候曾經是笨蛋?? 做過這些嗎？你做過幾樣！   紀念我們那再也回不來的從前小時候，真的很懷念兒時的我們…  懷念幸福的童年那個傻傻的，純純的，開心的童年~ 我們小時候都曾經是笨蛋.. ??   1. 蹲在地上觀察螞蟻搬家 &nbsNewest Jokes | Short Jokes | Riddles | Puns | Long Jokes | Misuse of English Short Jokes The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, h...

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為什麼有些男 人寧養狗卻不肯娶妻

1月 8, 2013

范姜慕秋

kuso

Good Jokes. Funny short stories and tales為什麼有些男 人寧養狗卻不肯娶妻?Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives? 1. 你愈晚回家牠 越興奮 The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. 你Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language: 1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However,...

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你在看我嗎？九棟很有表情的房子

1月 8, 2013

王妙萱

kuso

English Jokes, Short Jokes, Jokes in English 你是否曾經走在街道上，發現路上的窗戶、門長得好像眼睛和嘴巴？也許你已見怪不怪，不過許多攝影師選擇用相機將他們看到的這些“有表情”的房子給捕捉下來，一起來看看這些房子還能有什麼表情吧！ 歐歐歐歐歐（發聲練習中）你想對我做什麼！？ 顆顆（竊笑中）（‧_‧） 無言？（它有鼻子耶）Read the best English Jokes, SMS Jokes, Short Jokes, Non Veg Jokes, Jokes in English, Funny Sms ... Pakistani Jokes Urdu Jokes Funny Paki Jokes Sweet Desi Jokes Gandhi Jokes...

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珍重

1月 8, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

Short English Jokes | Laugh Along At The British離婚時，我讓老公像當初把我抱回家那樣，再把我抱出門。 他沒有反對，按我說的將我抱下了樓。 臨分手時，他臉色不大好，只說了兩個字：珍重！  就這兩個字，讓我一直感覺，他其實還是愛我的。我一直沒再戀愛，期待與他復合，直到他朋友告訴我，那天他是累著了，說的是…&Will and Guy's collection of short English jokes. What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. What do you do if you are driving your car in central London and you see a space man? Park in it, of course....

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成龍是用生命在演戲的啊~

1月 7, 2013

陳巧芹

kuso

Funny English joke to help you learn EnglishFunny English joke and Short English joke with explation to improve your English skill ... Let's laugh while you learn. English jokes are proved to be another effective way to pratice your reading skills. If you want to understand the joke, you will have ...

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男人常說的11句屁話。

1月 7, 2013

謝語竹

kuso

Jokes in English (Text and MP3 Files for ESL/EFL)第一句：我不在乎你的容貌 女人似花，男人像蝶，花愈香則蝶愈盛，花越豔則蝶越狂。蝶戀花乃千年不變的真理，男人不在乎女人容貌？那你有沒有聽說過蝶戀草的？ 第二句：我什麼都答應你 男人好像一激動，就忘了自己從來都不是萬能的。他們總是擺出上帝的口氣，不經大腦思考就脫口而出地說我什麼都答應你。或許，他們不知道About "Jokes in English (MP3 Files)" This is a series of jokes that I ran as a podcast. That's the reason each MP3 file ends with a link to this web site....

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