etihad

三隻小豬

8月 14, 2013

陳覓雪

kuso

Enjoy great fares on flights and holidays from the USA to the world - Etihad.com從前從前有三隻小豬，分別住在三個小屋裡。有一天，來了一隻大野狼，似乎有什麼不良的企圖。於是……大野狼首先來到了老大的家。大野狼說：哈哈，你以為鎖上了門就有用嗎？呼~~呼~~呼~~~~~老大的草屋根本就經不起大野狼的毒氣吹息而倒了。老大怕極了，跑丫~~跑丫~~，跑到了老二的Book flights to worldwide destinations with Etihad Airways, national airline of the United Arab Emirates ... Join Etihad Guest Today and earn 1000 Miles Make your travel immediately more rewarding and earn 1,000 Etihad Guest Miles as a Welcome Bonus....

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榨汁比賽

8月 14, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Book flights to leading destinations with Etihad Airways - Etihad.com某公司舉辦大力士比賽,比賽項目是捏柳丁.第一位出場的是一位大學生, 肌肉結實,手一捏, 柳丁的汁竟然裝滿了一整杯,主持人大驚: [這位先生, 您是....]大學生:[我是體操選手, 練單槓的.]第二位出場的是一個身著軍服的年輕人,彎腰拾起大學生捏的柳丁, 手一捏, 竟然又擠出半杯,主持人嚇呆了:[您Etihad Airways, voted the World’s Leading Airline, offers flights to destinations throughout the world. Find out more and view our latest deals here. ... Destinations Etihad Airways destinations, code shares and route map...

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我是女同姓戀者

8月 14, 2013

葉迎蓮

kuso

Etihad - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia一個全副武裝的老牛仔坐在酒吧裏喝酒，這時一位美女走入坐在他旁邊。稍刻，她轉過頭來問：「你真是牛仔嗎？」「我一生中一直忙於帶領牛群，馴服馬，修圍牆，我想你可以稱呼我為牛仔。」過了一陣子牛仔轉問：「妳呢？ 小姐。」「我從未去過牧場，我當然不是牛仔女，我是女同姓戀者。」她繼續：「我一生中一直忙於想女人，由Etihad may refer to: Etihad Airways, the flag carrier airline of the United Arab Emirates Etihad Rail, a railway company of the United Arab Emirates Etihad Towers, a building complex in Abu Dhabi City of Manchester Stadium, known as Etihad Stadium for spo...

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史上最惡劣結婚請帖

8月 14, 2013

郭憶香

kuso

Etihad Stadium | Manchester City | Football Ground Guide史上最惡劣結婚請帖如下： 「恭喜！恭喜～本人大喜日訂在下月１０日喔～各位錢包還有一個月屯積時間！ 當日現場備有刷卡機（未超過２０００元需加３％手續費）及禮卷、股票質押 服務！不然先押學生證、身份證也可以，一個月內補錢過來有效（否則就拿去 亂壓漫畫！） 凡出示失業遣散證明者可享１２００早場特Etihad Stadium, the home of Manchester City FC. Find out all you need to know about visiting this great venue. Read reviews, browse photos and video. ... Away fans are located in one side of the South Stand at one end of the ground, in both the upper and ...

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颱風天

8月 14, 2013

黃友陽

kuso

Etihad Guest - A whole new world of opportunities有一個博士去朋友家玩，可是他一進門外面就下大雨了，於是朋友好心請博士過夜。朋友正要去到開水，可是回來就看不到博士了，突然博士出現在他面前，問博士到哪去了？怎麼全身濕搭搭？博士說：「你不是請我過夜，我回家去拿睡衣了阿！」Etihad Guest Miles can be earned every time you fly with Etihad Airways and our airline partners, spend with our non-airline partners or visit our online shops. ... airberlin Earn Etihad Guest Miles when traveling with airberlin and NIKI. Simply quote you...

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腦子脫線的剎那 >"

8月 14, 2013

張憶曼

kuso

City of Manchester Stadium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia有一次坐公車，拿了悠遊卡排隊上車，前面一個人是扔硬幣的，我大腦短路，跟著把悠遊卡扔進去了....鄰居忘了帶鑰匙，從我家陽台翻過去，進到他自家屋裡找到鑰匙後，又從陽台翻出來外面，從外面再打開他自家房門。 更令人叫絕的是，我自始至終在陽台接應著，未覺有不妥之處。 唉！我倆的腦袋肯定被The City of Manchester Stadium in Manchester, England, also known as Etihad Stadium for sponsorship reasons,[3] is the home ground of Manchester City Football Club. For the 2014–15 football season, the stadium has a reduced seating capacity of 46,708[2] f...

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