every end of the day歌詞

『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑

5月 6, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

Linkin Park-In The End Lyrics - YouTube『老爸的英文情書』真的很好笑（請不要笑得太大聲）摘自台灣日報 老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書， 老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是 OH ！ MY GOD！很有一套喔！ 哈哈哈哈Everyone go subscribe to MotionClanPS3, it will be a make-day for me thanks :) Check out these mixes my friend has produced too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skY9lv... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3HVXt... Lyrics to Linkin Park In The End....

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張飛傳

5月 3, 2013

何海丹

kuso

BooMama — Read by tens of people every single day張飛與曹操兩人遙遙相對，只能比手劃腳，曹伸兩指，張伸一掌 ;曹伸五指，張伸兩手十指，曹拍自己肚子一下，張拍自己屁股一下，曹操憤而退回軍營。大罵:「人家說張飛是粗人，不料他嘴舌如此惡毒。」旁人問怎麼回事，曹說:「我說我有二十萬大軍，他說在此即無法前進，我說我能增兵為五十萬，他說他能調來一百萬人馬，我說Read by tens of people every single day ... For the record, Alex Hudson laughed for a solid minute after the bird fight. Clearly we are doing everything we can to instill in him a certain level of culture and sophistication....

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趕飛機

5月 3, 2013

王采安

kuso

Every Day: David Levithan: 9780307931894: Amazon.com: Books某日，一名男士匆匆忙忙的攔了一部計程車，上車後.....司機：「請問要到那裏？」男士：「我要到機場，我趕時間，麻煩請快一點。」司機：「趕飛機嗎？幾點的？」男士：「十點二十的。」司機笑著說：「別開玩笑了，都三十分了，飛機又不會等你。」男士：「對不起，我就是這班飛機的駕駛。」Amazon Best Books of the Month, September 2012: Every Day is technically for young adults, but the premise of this unusual book goes much deeper. It asks a question that will resonate with the young and old alike: Can you truly love someone regardless of ...

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爆笑精選：老師 我愛妳 >

5月 3, 2013

葉紫蕊

kuso

Momma Maven: CPNE Day 3: The Light At The End Of A Very Long Tunnel我高中時學校有個漂亮的生物老師在我們這種和尚學校有這種美艷動人的老師是非常珍貴的大概是教生物的關係吧 所以老師對「生物的繁衍方式」非常的開放常常在課堂上刺激 不對 應該說是啟發我們這群小鬼當時班上有個同學非常迷戀這位作風開放的老師也毫不掩飾的表達他對老師的愛意身為國術社社長的他總認為只有他這種大俠才Anonymous said... First off I want to say awesome blog! I had a quick question in which I'd like to ask if you don't mind. I was curious to find out how you center yourself and clear your head prior to writing. I have had a tough time clearing my thoughts...

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男人為何喜歡摸女人的胸

5月 3, 2013

葉詩萍

kuso

Every Day Fiction - Official Site男人為何喜歡摸女人的胸 一、根據數學家研究，男人的雙手伸開之時所形成的圓弧跟女人的胸部凸起的圓弧極相吻合。二、根據醫學家研究，男人身上水份最少的地方是雙手，而女人身上水份最多的地方則是胸部。三、根據按摩家研究，女人用手給男人按摩最好的地方就是男人下面的有底褲襠，而男人用手給女人按摩最佳的去Every Day Fiction is a magazine that specializes in bringing you fine fiction in bite-sized doses. Every day, we publish a new short story of 1000 words or fewer that can be read during your lunch hour, on transit, or even over breakfast....

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一個經濟學笑話

5月 3, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

The Longest Way 1.0 - walk through China and grow a beard! - a photo every day timelapse - YouTube一個經濟學笑話兩個聰明的經濟學天才青年，經常為了一些高深的經濟學理論爭辯不休一天飯後一起去散步，為了某個數學驗證的證明兩位傑出青年又爭執了起來正在難分高下的時候，突然發現前面的草地上有一堆狗屎甲就對乙說：「如果你能把它吃下去，我願意出五千萬。」五千萬的誘惑可真不小，吃還是不吃呢？乙掏出紙筆，進行了精In 2008, I walked through China - 1 year, 4500km. I let my hair and my beard grow. This is the resulting video. Add me on FB: https://facebook.com/crehage on TW: https://twitter.com/crehage or drop by on my site: http://www.crehage.com INFO: I never finis...

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