every little thing time goes by mp3

偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈

8月 1, 2013

范姜映梅

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Time Goes By - What it's really like to get older偷情.跌倒.....哈哈哈有一個海邊的村落，村裡大部份男人時常出海很久不在家。村裡的女人幾乎每個人都有偷情，但在偷情後又會去找神父告解。過了一陣子後，神父建議那些女人：「以後我們把偷情這兩個字叫做跌倒，只要說『跌倒』我就知道了！」後來，老神父退休了，他走之前特別交代村長要把『跌倒』這兩個字的意思轉告Time Goes By - aging and what it's really like to get older ... Sunday, 26 April 2015 ELDER MUSIC: 1975 This Sunday Elder Music column was launched in December of 2008. By May of the following year, one commenter, Peter Tibbles, had added so much ......

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年底了要注意安全

8月 1, 2013

郭靖萍

kuso

The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love - YouTube年底了要注意安全星期一，我上公車，除了坐車的10塊錢什麼都沒帶。從起點站坐到終點站，感覺一路平靜。但是在終點站下車時，發現褲兜裡多了張紙條：「一個大人出門一個子都不帶，丟不丟人啊。」星期二，我揣了個破錢包，裡面裝了50塊錢。到了終點站後，發現錢還在，錢包裡被塞了張紙條：「我們不是乞丐，請不要侮辱我們High quality, right from the single of the title track. Lyrics: Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel Touching you, touching me touching you, god you're touching me I believe...

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白費心機

8月 1, 2013

黃如筠

kuso

TAYLOR SWIFT VMA AWARD MOMENT RUINED BY KANYE WEST - YouTube某天晚上，老王放他所養的狗到屋外兜風，後來因為看電視影集太過入迷而忘了把狗 叫回家。 當他想到打開家門時嚇了一跳，因為他的狗一口叼著鄰居的貓，而且貓已經死了… 「哎呀！真該死的狗！竟然成了殺貓兇手！」 老王在對狗兒一陣咆嘯之後，決定把貓清理乾淨，再放回鄰居的走廊上，假裝沒發生 什麼事。Kanye West ruined Taylor Swift's night at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night during her acceptance speech....

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博愛座的感人故事

8月 1, 2013

郭從芙

kuso

CD Baby - Official Site現在每搭捷運或是公車時 看到博愛座時都會不經意想起10幾年前那一段故事.............話說 10幾年前我讀高中的時候， 每天早上都要做2x5號公車去上學由於我家離公車總站不遠，只有幾站而已，運氣好一點的話都會有座位可以坐有一天照常搭公車上學，一上車發現雖然有位置可以坐，但就只剩下博愛座了由We need to talk. The web browser you're using to surf the web is so old it’s embarrassing. But hey, we hope you consider us a friend, the kind of friend you can count on to tell you when there's spinach stuck between your teeth. So here it goes: every tim...

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乳膠工廠

8月 1, 2013

張碧文

kuso

Every Every Every Generation Has Been the Me Me Me Generation - The Wire遊客參觀乳膠工廠，經過奶嘴部門時，他們聽到機器先發出『嘶…』，然後再『噗』的一聲，就有一個奶嘴掉出來。技術人員一旁解釋：「當機器發出『嘶…』的響聲時，表示機器正在把乳膠灌入模子裡，最後的那聲『噗』則是機器在位奶嘴戳洞。」接著來到製作保險套的部門繼續參觀，同樣的也聽到機器發Millennials are the "ME ME ME GENERATION," writes Joel Stein for Time magazine's new cover story out today — which makes him only the latest culture writer in the last century or so to declare the youth self-obsessed little monsters....

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人非聖賢，說錯無罪

8月 1, 2013

梁涵蓮

kuso

Kid | Babble人非聖賢，說錯無罪記得之前高中的時候學校離火車站還有點距離，所以出了火車站還得騎腳踏車到學校由於路途遙遠，基本上賴床是常有的事情不過這不是重點有一次學校補考，我又睡過頭了很緊張了搭了火車，想打通電話給老師報備一下我勒！手機沒電剛好火車又誤點到了車站又不巧腳踏車又烙鍊真是屋漏偏逢連夜雨，再衰也沒這麼衰Loading Welcome to Babble, Settings Sign Out Get the Babble Newsletter Sign Up Now Already have an account? Sign in Facebook Pinterest Instagram Twitter RSS Featured Articles 5 Unexpected Benefits of Having a Tank for a Toddler Toddler The Top 7 ......

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